My wife has always referred to him as Bumphrey Hogfart.Correct -- most prompt ! Are you a Bogart fan, maybe? I'm weird: he's prominent in my mind because I can't stand the bloke.
You to go, schweetheart...
Hythe
Indeed. Your turn to split the 156s.Crianlarich?
Indeed. Your turn to split the 156s.
PortlethenAh thank ye, mon.
By poor linguist, re spelling / pronunciation -- concerning crude and basic "corrugated" toilet hut: telling to use same, domestic fowl; or Glaswegian lady (lamely).
Portlethen
I don't suppose ****terton has a station.Ah thank ye, mon.
By poor linguist, re spelling / pronunciation -- concerning crude and basic "corrugated" toilet hut: telling to use same, domestic fowl; or Glaswegian lady (lamely).
I don't suppose ****terton has a station.
Why has this been bowdlerised? Pathetic!
It's a good job I didn't suggest Liver***l, ****fosters, ****nal or Ligh****er.This bowdlerising business by the Net is called, I believe, "the Scunthorpe problem". I presume you refer to the place in Dorset beginning with S, near the various "Puddle / Piddle" villages (is this call-of-nature stuff a Dorset speciality?) -- indeed, a biggish always railway-less area.
(On a rather similar theme re lingo of our cross-Channel neighbours: I've always been rather tickled by the place on the one-time Reseau Breton metre-gauge network, called Merdrignac. I suspect that -- with this settlement being in Brittany -- its name is the result of "Frenchisising" of something innocuous in the Breton language.)
At all event -- beyond the toilet "conceit": my clue / answer feature nothing actually rude.
....not to mention P**istone!It's a good job I didn't suggest Liver***l, ****fosters, ****nal or Ligh****er.
Hengoed ("ed" short form of "head": heads - naval slang for toilets)Ah thank ye, mon.
By poor linguist, re spelling / pronunciation -- concerning crude and basic "corrugated" toilet hut: telling to use same, domestic fowl; or Glaswegian lady (lamely).
Hengoed ("ed" short form of "head": heads - naval slang for toilets)
LlanishenAgain, on right track; and, right country -- but it isn't Hengoed. (The "corrugated" -- metaphorical -- bit: is significant.)
Llanishen