Cryptic clues = station name

[OhNoAPacer]

I have been looking at every part of the clue, isn't helping me, even wondered if crack might mean looking inside two adjacent words, all that did was make me see the word donut

 

[D6130]

even wondered if crack might mean looking inside two adjacent words,

No....it's much simpler than that. Don't think too much about the 'crack' bit; just concentrate on the initials.

 

[Western Sunset]

Commondale?

 

[D6130]

Commondale?

No....sorry!

 

[OhNoAPacer]

For no reason other than a sheer desperation guess Tisbury

 

[D6130]

For no reason other than a sheer desperation guess Tisbury

That's a long way from Yorkshire! Shall I put you all out of your misery?

 

[OhNoAPacer]

You could try giving a clue first if you like, then misery putting out of might be called for

 

[D6130]

Many commuters drive to this station from the town where their trains originate in order to take advantage of considerably lower fares.

 

[neilmc]

Been for a walk and a think and come up with Steeton And Silsden (SAS). Presumably canny Skiptonites drive down the valley to take advantage of fares exclusively within WYPTE zone?

 

[D6130]

Been for a walk and a think and come up with Steeton And Silsden (SAS). Presumably canny Skiptonites drive down the valley to take advantage of fares exclusively within WYPTE zone?

Absolutely spot on! The WYPTE fare zone is yours.

 

[neilmc]

Goes off on a tirade after getting low grade?

 

[OhNoAPacer]

I will try a wild guess at ... Cuffley

 

[neilmc]

No, sorry, not Cuffley. It's a small place in the south I'd never heard of before, if that helps.

 

[johnnychips]

Frant?

 

[neilmc]

Mr Chips has got it right. Your turn.

 

[johnnychips]

Thanks

Pointlessly challenges pig at this station.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Swinderby?

 

[johnnychips]

No sorry.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Darsham as in Dares Ham without the E

 

[johnnychips]

Absolutely correct - all yours!

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Roger Dean travelled here

 

[RobertsN]

Green Road? (anagram of Roger Dean).

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Green Road? (anagram of Roger Dean).

Absolutely correct, over to you

 

[RobertsN]

Apologies for the delay.

This station would be hard to find at sea

 

[neilmc]

Barry Island? - cos it's not an island so you won't find it at sea?

 

[Calthrop]

Bermuda Park? Bermuda Triangle and all that -- mysterious stuff out in the ocean...

 

[RobertsN]

@neilmc, @Calthrop , think more along the spectrum of possibilities...
Unfortunately, neither is correct.

 

[D6130]

Rock Ferry?

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Freshwater

 

[RobertsN]

@D6130 , @OhNoAPacer , sorry both. Neither. BTW, don't know where "Freshwater" station is.

Another hint:
It also sounds like the name of a kind of place pirates of old would go to have a drink (or many).

According to the timetables, it will only have 3 trains each way today.