Ha ha, don't worry that you sound like an amateur, you don't, compared to the trip reports on Airliners.net most of us are amateurs (Not comparing them to the railway trip reports on here by the way which are a good read with some damn good writers). Ha ha. God knows how a lot of them can afford so many trips in business and first class, I am guessing they are business trips. They are a good read though to see how the other half live. Ha ha.
Ryanair interiors are hideous, Michael O'Leary must have got a job lot of cheap yellow and blue plastic (I guess they are the colours of the airline, possibly better than white plastic everywhere, maybe not). The safety announcements and cards just have to tell you what you need to know. I guess the airline would have to pay a lot more for crew who sound like they went to stage school and artists to produce a better safety card. Ha ha.
I use them because they get me where I want to go at the right price. That said I am using them to fly to Warsaw Modlin next weekend and would rather have flown Wizzair to Warsaw Chopin. I didn't book mind you. Ha ha. I think the saving on the flights is going to be countered by the cost of getting in to Warsaw as compared to from Chopin.
Ryanair are useful, I would rather go to Liverpool city centre in a Lamborghini but Arriva, Stagecoach and Northern are cheaper and they do the job.