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The Zable credit card ad with a blue alien played by a naff actor painted blue. Who are their demographic audience,five year olds?

In more general terms, I really want there to be a fly on the wall documentary set in an advertising agency where they discuss and decide on plans for adverts like this.

Rubbish human-alien hybrid? Yah! Yah! Hits the sweet spot of our target demographic perfectly!

The only problem would be that most viewers would probably think it was a spoof
 
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Latest Channel 4 advert asking us to pay for "less" ads grates for me. FEWER ads guys or less advertising. How on earth do these get through any vetting process without anyone having basic grammar knowledge ?
 

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The advert for "Mr Vegas" during Big Brother (no judgements!!!) - no dialogue other than that deep voice saying the name is very annoying
 

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The advert for "Mr Vegas" during Big Brother (no judgements!!!) - no dialogue other than that deep voice saying the name is very annoying
It would be so bad if the clothes were different. Err, yes it would.
The Mr Q Bingo ad is quite amusing though. 13 of Diamonds,Ha! etc.
 

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It would be so bad if the clothes were different. Err, yes it would.
The Mr Q Bingo ad is quite amusing though. 13 of Diamonds,Ha! etc.
Big fail!!!
#I recognised the advert but couldn't tell you what it was advertising.
 

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But it could be taken as showing the employers of the hotel in a poor light and a reflection of poor standard of their training regimes. A point made to me by quite a senior personage in the Britannia hotel group who was quite annoyed by that particular TV advert.
Does the advert have any content that might lead a viewer to assume a Britannia hotel was like that? If not then any assumption is down to the ignorance of the viewer, (or of course they could have had a similar experience in an actual Britannia hotel which may be why the 'senior personage' is annoyed or embarrassed).
 

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Does the advert have any content that might lead a viewer to assume a Britannia hotel was like that? If not then any assumption is down to the ignorance of the viewer, (or of course they could have had a similar experience in an actual Britannia hotel which may be why the 'senior personage' is annoyed or embarrassed).
My comment only reflected the annoyance of how poor employee training by certain hotels in his industry was being portrayed by the staff member in the TV advert, not just specific to the hotel chain in which he is employed.
 

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My comment only reflected the annoyance of how poor employee traing in his industry was being portrayed by the staff member in the TV advert, not just specific to the hotel chain in which he is employed.
I think you are taking the content of TV advertising too seriously. The only information that matters is that which expressly defines the product on offer.
 

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I think you are taking the content of TV advertising too seriously. The only information that matters is that which expressly defines the product on offer.
I do object to my intelligence being severely tested by ridiculous and nonsensical scenarios that have not a cats chance in Hell of making me take advantage of the product on offer. I was annoyed by that TV advert and this thread concerns itself with the subject of annoying TV adverts.
 
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I think you are taking the content of TV advertising too seriously. The only information that matters is that which expressly defines the product on offer.
The advert is for SmartyMobile, isn't it? And nothing specifically to do with Britannia Hotels, as far as I am aware. Other hotel chains are also possible.

 

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There was an earlier SmartyMobile advert showing a man trying to purchase fruit and veg from a roadside vendor. The vendor then says and points to a sign saying he accepts only crypto currency.
 

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There was an earlier SmartyMobile advert showing a man trying to purchase fruit and veg from a roadside vendor. The vendor then says and points to a sign saying he accepts only crypto currency.
That one's s definitely nothing to do with Britannia Hotels or indeed any other hotel chain...

 

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The advert is for SmartyMobile, isn't it? And nothing specifically to do with Britannia Hotels, as far as I am aware. Other hotel chains are also possible.

Precisely. i'm beginning to wonder if @Xenophon PCDGS is playing a game here or whether he thinks that TV ads. should all be like those between the Pathe News and the main feature film, i.e. pseudo 'members of the public' visiting shops etc., and asking nice assistants the explain the virtues of their goods/service. ;)
 

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Precisely. i'm beginning to wonder if @Xenophon PCDGS is playing a game here or whether he thinks that TV ads. should all be like those between the Pathe News and the main feature film, i.e. pseudo 'members of the public' visiting shops etc., and asking nice assistants the explain the virtues of their goods/service. ;)
On no not Pearl & Dean? And only 100yds from this cinema!
Adverts don’t necessarily need all this “malarkey” . Sometimes a straight forward “it does what it says on the tin” advert is just as effective. How many credit cards have Zable issued as a result of their blue alien?
 

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Precisely. i'm beginning to wonder if @Xenophon PCDGS is playing a game here or whether he thinks that TV ads. should all be like those between the Pathe News and the main feature film, i.e. pseudo 'members of the public' visiting shops etc., and asking nice assistants the explain the virtues of their goods/service. ;)
Well, I still feel that as this thread concerns itself with the subject of its thread title of Annoying TV Adverts, any such advert that annoys me is deemed to be "fair game"....:)
 

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On no not Pearl & Dean? And only 100yds from this cinema!
Adverts don’t necessarily need all this “malarkey” . Sometimes a straight forward “it does what it says on the tin” advert is just as effective. How many credit cards have Zable issued as a result of their blue alien?
That's following the implied line of the Smarty ads.. So many of the advertisements mentioned on this thread have more oblique targeting.for custom, some even designed to irritate (which can be effective in terms of brand awareness). Ads of the Pearl & Dean era, which in my experience includes the early years of ITV may be remembered with some nostalgia. Channel 5 regularly indulges itself in two hour programmes of ads from that period, but if they were the norm, I.e. the repetition of the shake and vac or the eternal breakfast cereal plugging would be equally annoying. Variety is the name of the game from the trite to the obscure messaging.
 

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Well, I still feel that as this thread concerns itself with the subject of its thread title of Annoying TV Adverts, any such advert that annoys me is deemed to be "fair game"....:)
I'd agree with that - although given how many people from all walks of life read this forum, I am wondering if before long we might see an advert which starts with "Xenophon - please leave the room for 30 seconds" on the TV, in the same vein as when they warn of sports results on the news... :)
 

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Would suggest that if a viewer doesn't quite 'get' a particular advert, then either they're not part of the target audience, or maybe the advertising agency hasn't done a particularly good job.
 

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But it could be taken as showing the employers of the hotel in a poor light and a reflection of poor standard of their training regimes. A point made to me by quite a senior personage in the Britannia hotel group who was quite annoyed by that particular TV advert.
I think if I worked for Britannia hotels (in any position) is keep the fact secret from anyone I knew. They don't have the best of reputation.
 
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It feels like every commercial break has a Pure Cremation ad in it.
Bloke getting fitted for a red suit. Bloke in the bath ("smart cookie that Millie"). Two ladies in the conservatory and the woman who speaks in to the camera and thanks her deceased old man for subsidising the buffet. Tremendous.
 

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It feels like every commercial break has a Pure Cremation ad in it.
Bloke getting fitted for a red suit. Bloke in the bath ("smart cookie that Millie"). Two ladies in the conservatory and the woman who speaks in to the camera and thanks her deceased old man for subsidising the buffet. Tremendous.
The Co-op appear to have launched a series of their opposing adverts, but in their adverts, a better celebratory aspect is portrayed.

I have a second one of their Gold funeral plans, the first was used in 2021 when Patricia died, and the second one is for me. Unlike the skinflints in the Pure Cremation advert who set up their plan "on the cheap", since it was my money that paid for both plans, from how the Co-op were perfection in all they did and unlike the woman in the Pure Cremation advert who seemed to think a hearse was unnecessary, we had a hearse, two limousines and the offer of a third one if required. The coffin was really made from top quality wood.

It is not the case that "No-one likes funerals" as said by that woman. When Patricia died, the church was packed as people from a very wide area came to the funeral service to pay their respects. Rather a total difference of opinion on that point.

The same TV advert woman claims Pure Cremation have a dignified service in a beautiful crematorium, but since she was not there when Pure Cremation carried out their task, how on earth could she make such a claim?
 

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The Co-op appear to have launched a series of their opposing adverts, but in their adverts, a better celebratory aspect is portrayed.

I have a second one of their Gold funeral plans, the first was used in 2021 when Patricia died, and the second one is for me. Unlike the skinflints in the Pure Cremation advert who set up their plan "on the cheap", since it was my money that paid for both plans, from how the Co-op were perfection in all they did and unlike the woman in the Pure Cremation advert who seemed to think a hearse was unnecessary, we had a hearse, two limousines and the offer of a third one if required. The coffin was really made from top quality wood.

It is not the case that "No-one likes funerals" as said by that woman. When Patricia died, the church was packed as people from a very wide area came to the funeral service to pay their respects. Rather a total difference of opinion on that point.

The same TV advert woman claims Pure Cremation have a dignified service in a beautiful crematorium, but since she was not there when Pure Cremation carried out their task, how on earth could she make such a claim?
On the flip side, while it's obviously incorrect to say nobody likes funerals, I certainly don't. I have no desire for a service or to be buried in an oak coffin. A wake or celebration of my life, yes, but a funeral plan doesn't cover that anyway. I've no doubt that there are millions of people like me in this country.

I've registered with a local medical school for my body to be used for research/teaching. They do actually have the option of taking some ashes when your cremation eventually happens. They also run an annual memorial service. I rather have stated in my will that I wish for a free bar and Indian buffet to be provided at my local pub. Probably cost a couple of grand, but I'd rather pay for that than people crying over a coffin.
 

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I rather have stated in my will that I wish for a free bar and Indian buffet to be provided at my local pub. Probably cost a couple of grand, but I'd rather pay for that than people crying over a coffin.
When Patricia died in 2021 and the full-to-overflowing church service was held, my twin sons had booked the "Oddfellows in the Park" establishment in nearby Bruntwood Park for a very large number of covers for all attendees, so our family had the best of both worlds. My twin sons, noting that I already have paid for the second of the Co-op Gold funeral plans, have assured me that when I depart this earthly sphere, something similar is planned for me.
 

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Victorian plumbing advert where "Victorian plumbing" is shouted out at the end three times louder than the rest of the advert. Also a toothpaste advert where two women scream at each other through a bathroom mirror right at the beginning. I can turn down sound for the first one but not the other unless remote is at hand.
 

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Does anyone else have a problem with the Aldi voiceover guy? Or is it just me that wants to punch him?
 

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The Victoria Plum online business was acquired by Victorian Plumbing Group plc in 2024 and it has since been closed down.
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The Zebra Bingo advert. Yet another bingo company we could do without. The lady in the advert is quite possibly AI generated too given her OTT mannerisms that do not appear natural.
 
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