I celebrated the royal wedding by...
1) going to Homebase and getting a couple of lamp standard fittings (for some reason, BOTH the bayonets on both my bedside lights went kerflewy), then fitting them, and...
2) watching the IPL cricket on ITV4. Chris Gayle was in a destructive frame of mind, till the leg spinner Sharma did him for pace.
[Rant] I regard the royal family as an anachronism - a total waste of space. I cannot give any amount of respect to a group of people who do absolutely nothing, live in comparative luxury AND receive obscene amounts of money from us - the taxpayer. When they go out and give us the priviledge of their prescence, they expect us to bow and scrape. Now, to top it all, one of these sponsored scroungers gets married, and we're supposed to gor "Hurrah!" Not a chance - my view is "Oh God, here's another member of the uppers class who wants to sponge off the state".
I used to live on a street that came off The Royal Mile in Edinburgh. Every summer, Liz & Phil come down and doss down at Holyrood for a few nights. When they were here, it was murder for the local residents, as they were all treated as potential anti-royal assassins, so whenever I nipped out for a pint, there were all these men in dark suits with curly leads coming out of their ears! On one occasion when I went out for the evening paper, I was in the Royal Mile when the cavalcade went past. I showed my displeasure by deliberately showing my back (no, NOT my backside) to whoever it was, while the rest of the crowd cheered and waved.
Someone should tell Harry that his real surname is Hewitt, cos it sure isn't Windsor![/Rant]