Trivia: Station names that make human names

[Purple Train]

Don Abate

Or his partner in crime, Donna Bate.

I also volunteer Em Threeparkway.

 

[DunsBus]

How about Blair Atholl?

 

[Kilopylae]

Chap le Ton could be a mediaeval lord or something.

 

[Howardh]

Hal Lithwood.

He should have married Daisy Hill.

 

[duncanp]

Win Songreen
Ken Rickpark
Brad Leylane

(West Midlands metro)

Victoria Street
Stanley Road

(Blackpool tramway)

 

[DunsBus]

Chester Field
Chester LeStreet
Glen Rothes

 

[duncanp]

Mal Inbridge
Don Etskway
Crystal Peaks

(Sheffield Supertram)

 

[Purple Train]

Let's not forget the great multitasker, serving both Tyne & Wear Metro and Northern: Hugh Worth.

 

[DunsBus]

Let's not forget the great multitasker, serving both Tyne & Wear Metro and Northern: Hugh Worth.

Clever!

Also his distant relative who lives the sea in Sunderland, C Burn.

 

[Purple Train]

Clever!

Also his distant relative who lives the sea in Sunderland, C Burn.

And his work colleague, and friend of Simon Jenkins: Jez Mond.

 

[DunsBus]

And his work colleague, and friend of Simon Jenkins: Jez Mond.

Not forgetting the weightlifting expert, Ben Ton.

 

[Purple Train]

Not forgetting the weightlifting expert, Ben Ton.

And the man from the Utilities, Percy Main.

 

[DunsBus]

And the man from the Utilities, Percy Main.

What about the patron saint of north east football - St James.

 

[Purple Train]

What about the patron saint of north east football - St James.

Presumably in no way related to Cal Ertonparkway.

 

[DunsBus]

Presumably in no way related to Cal Ertonparkway.

There's his near-neighbour, Kingston Park, and a coastal man of the cloth, Monk Seaton.

 

[Purple Train]

There's his near-neighbour, Kingston Park, and a coastal man of the cloth, Monk Seaton.

And Simon Side, the butcher.

 

[duncanp]

And Simon Side, the butcher.

just along the line from Hadrian Road

 

[Purple Train]

just along the line from Hadrian Road

Who lives next door to Walter Send, who usually shortens his first name to Wal.

There's also the matter of Mr Klane Snr, a highly well-respected member of the community. So much so they call him Pa Klane. (Sorry .)

 

[DunsBus]

Who lives next door to Walter Send, who usually shortens his first name to Wal.

There's also the matter of Mr Klane Snr, a highly well-respected member of the community. So much so they call him Pa Klane. (Sorry .)

Don't forget Mr Lion Snr who lives nearby and is another well-respected community member. Pa Lion.

(I'll get my coat.... )

 

[Purple Train]

Don't forget Mr Lion Snr who lives nearby and is another well-respected community member. Pa Lion.

(I'll get my coat.... )

That almost makes me want to go to Pallion and find someone whose accent is posh enough that they say that