You're obviously a kinder man than me.

My town is luckier than most in having retained all the major bank branches, plus Nationwide and Halifax, though there's a feeling (a very strong one in my case!)that one closing will start a domino effect. HSBC and Santander have been my candidates for the initial chop, and that was before both groups announced they'd be closing a number of branches. NatWest is my bank and all the staff address me by name (I will resist interest banking so long as it's feasible, just as I will keep my non-contactless debit card so long as they're issued).Occasionally I'm greeted by ex-bank staff in town who remember my name too, some from up to thirty years ago, like an ex-Manager who retired early!
Kinder - no, more worried about a missive from Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne. I suspect they can justify claims because they are careful with words. For instance, I looked at one of the 'with deep regret'* leaflets for a branch Santander are closing - '38% also use an additional Santander branch': I suspect that means have used one occasionally, maybe even just once. I do that, when I've been visiting nearby towns for leisure, I sometimes pay in a cheque, pay a bill, submit a DD request because I happen to be there and saves me making a trip locally, doesn't mean I want to do it on a regular basis. They are, at least, honest in that they give the percentage of those who actually use alternative methods of banking - some others just give the percentage of customers who use the branch and are registered for Online Banking and/or Telephone Banking. Maybe they've tried it and not been able to get on with it, maybe they have just been registered because they haven't ticked a box when they signed up for something. Some list the nearest alternative branches, giving distance, but failing to give how long it would take by public transport - even then it may take most of the day because of the timetables. There are statements like 'nearby branches', I have found over 15 miles without much effort but it is a vague term so they would probably get away with it. There is selective use of time periods when showing drops in usage (they will have a field day once lockdowns finish). Some don't adequately explain what cannot be carried out at a Post Office ('everyday banking' - vague term).
I recognise that bank services are changing but feel that, by the 'clever' use of words, they get away with massaging the impact on many older or less resourceful customers.
In the spirit of the thread, I would say that the big banks are not likely to seriously feature in this thread anytime soon simple because they are willing to discard customers who are too expensive to service.
* doesn't actually say that