Go back to something like Northern Spirit. Anything but dull, depressing ‘Northern’
Agreed.
• Steer clear of 'Northern Powerhouse' – that name is basically a rotting dustbin by now
• 'Northern' is MUCH better than anything using 'The North'. 'The North', as an entity, doesn't exist; the term is basically a way of ignorantly lumping everything north of Birmingham in together, commonly done by people in the Home Counties. 'The North' is a collection of separate regions, counties and urban areas with their own very distinct personalities. However, everywhere that comprises 'The North' is indisputably (and, dare I say, proudly) 'Northern'.
• Something like 'Northern Spirit' has that character to it. It's less sigh-inducing.
Whatever the name is has got to be:
• not corny or cringeworthy. Basically, nothing that is
excessively distinctive. Northern Star Trains sounds like it comes from a child's train set, Northern Lightning sounds like a racehorse, and Northern Starbeam sounds like a porn star. I think you get the gist here.
• original. Northern Rock would be a good name, but that was a defunct bank, which doesn't seem like a particularly good omen for a train operating firm. And the railway just so happens to be one of the only
other economic sectors, aside from banking, where being bought out by Virgin is a genuine possibility. After what they did with the East Coast franchise, nobody wants that.
• not something that can be punned on social media. Northern Connect seems decent enough, but Northern Disconnect might trend on Twitter if you cock things up. (Incidentally, 'Northern Rock' would not be a good choice in this regard.) Make disgruntled customers' jobs hard for them. You don't want sarcastic puns. Returning to Northern Spirit might work – 'Northern Dispirited' doesn't quite roll off the tongue so well. Admittedly it sounds a bit like a craft beer, but a) spirits aren't beers and b) honestly, having a name that sounds like an alcoholic drink might INDUCE people to travel.
• a name that uses, at most, one geographical descriptor – the 'Northern' part. Southeastern, Southwestern, London Northwestern – they're all starting to blur into each other. ScotRail, TransPennine Express, Grand Central and Chiltern Railways are much better names IMO. Do something that sticks out.
• not an homage to a past company. Keep LNER to the East Coast, and LMS for the next West Coast franchise to pop up.
• a name that doesn't contain 'Trains'. Personal preference – sounds a little bit babyish and dumbed-down to me.
With all that established: I still have absolutely no idea what it should be called.
I think that the word 'Northern' should be dropped altogether. A lot of people can't tell the difference between Serco/Abellio and Arriva's franchises, so having another called Northern won't make the public image get any better.
This is why I think "Northern + another word" is a good name. Something that establishes something new while retaining the simplicity of 'Northern' as a descriptor.
I suggest Pennine Railways or something similar. Practically all routes except perhaps in Cumbria will go near the Pennines even if they don't cross it.
I do like that idea, but I think 'practically all routes' is quite a severe overestimation. It also probably won't stand apart enough from TransPennine Express.
Northern Counties Railway? Actually, that makes it sound like a George Hudson project from the (18)40s.
That sounds like the name given to a short-lived railway that was intended to connect Hebden Bridge with Hull via Warley Town, Liversedge, Allerton Bywater and Ferrybridge, but which only ever obtained a construction permit from the outskirts of Hull as far as Goole, and only ever ran services as far as North Cave before closing in early 1914.
And 'NCR' sounds like a K-pop band, although I suppose that plastering "STAN NCR!!!!!" on the the sides of the trains might just boost ticket sales.
I would suggest "Network North"
Nice idea. Maybe a little
too corporate?
Lancaster-Leeds (with a nicer name than "Bentham Line")
Ooh ooh ooh – this is a name I
do know! The Craven Line. In all seriousness, I think that that would be a rather nice name for it.