If you could travel on First Class for no extra upgrade but...

[Fgw+xc+swtconn]

Jedward were singing and dancing in first class, would you still stay in first class or leave? I would stay

 

[gordonthemoron]

assuming that there were more than one first class coach, I'd ensure I was in another one

 

[Fgw+xc+swtconn]

assuming that there were more than one first class coach, I'd ensure I was in another one

No No No CrossCountry Voyager, 1 first class coach!

 

[Geezertronic]

No No No CrossCountry Voyager, 1 first class coach!

If there was only one First Class coach, I'd rather hang onto the Dellner coupler

 

[will1337]

Wait for the next service.

 

[Fgw+xc+swtconn]

Wait for the next service.

No free first class then

 

[Techniquest]

If there was only one First Class coach, I'd rather hang onto the Dellner coupler

Agreed with that! Can't stand this Jedward fad, sooner they fade into history the better.

 

[Aictos]

No free first class then

Solution 1 would be for the TOC to supply eye shades as they do on the Scottish Sleepers for FC passengers so you couldn't see them and earplugs so you couldn't hear them.
Solution 2 find where the speakers are and use a pair of shears to cut the cabling rendering the microphones useless.

If all that failed, then ask the train manager to drop them off at one of the remote stations en route!

 

[Fgw+xc+swtconn]

Solution 1 would be for the TOC to supply eye shades as they do on the Scottish Sleepers for FC passengers so you couldn't see them and earplugs so you couldn't hear them.
Solution 2 find where the speakers are and use a pair of shears to cut the cabling rendering the microphones useless.

If all that failed, then ask the train manager to drop them off at one of the remote stations en route!

That would be against the 'Free First Class Journey With Jedward Carriage Laws'

 

[43034 The Black Horse]

No No No CrossCountry Voyager, 1 first class coach!

But FC in a Voyager is crap. Equally as crap as Standard. Why not just ask if you like the 'singers'?

 

[Fgw+xc+swtconn]

But FC in a Voyager is crap. Equally as crap as Standard. Why not just ask if you like the 'singers'?[/QUO

Don't ruin my fun!!!

 

[Daniel]

I would flash a staff pass and tell them to get the hec outta first =D

 

[starrymarkb]

Noise Cancelling Headphones - Check
Ipod containing lots of Aggrotech
Window Seat - check

I'll be fine

 

[Mike Redding]

For a short journey i'd stay in there, i quite liked them in the end and they seem like nice lads. Might drive me slightly insane on a 4 hour journey though.

 

[djw1981]

I would use The window hammer to ideal effect.

 

[Daniel]

I would use The window hammer to ideal effect.

...not on the windows, of course...

 

[90019]

If there was only one First Class coach, I'd rather hang onto the Dellner coupler

All of a sudden, the roof looks quite appealing.

 

[Techniquest]

Suitably equipped with gas mask and googles I trust!

 

[peradon]

I wonder whether buying earplugs is cheaper or more expensive than the First Class upgrade

 

[Pumbaa]

I think I'd throw out the idiot who decided this would be a good idea in the first place

 

[djw1981]

...not on the windows, of course...

Noooooooooo......start by breaking one bone in each toe and working upwards.

 

[90019]

Suitably equipped with gas mask and googles I trust!

Given the choice of without them or being in the train, I'd still choose the roof, including in areas with OHLE.

 

[Aictos]

I think I'd throw out the idiot who decided this would be a good idea in the first place

Do you want any help?

 

[me123]

I'd demand that they shut up and find the TM to shove them into Cattle Class. Failing that, the window hammer sounds like a good idea, although I would start at the teeth to ensure that there'd be no music for a long time.

 

[Drsatan]

If I had an AK-47 on me I'd start waving it at them in a rather threatening manner. That would get them to shut up!

 

[HSTfan!!!]

I would utilise my ipod and carriage key

 

[Broken Viking]

Personally; I'd be more inclined to remain where I was seated...But I'd be throwing the power lever into the Boost position and coaxing our steed into a truly flesh-tearing rate of accelleration - Producing forces so intense that they'd be horribly crushed and Slaughtered in the Goriest and most satisfying manner possible!

...Although if I was stuck in a "Passenger" location or not at the controls of an APT, I think I'd just make a dive for Third Class...It's at the other end of the train, after all! :razz:

Suitably equipped with gas mask and googles I trust!

If I had some of those in my possession, I'd probabally want to Googlewhack 'em!

 

[mumrar]

I would shut them up by asking them a question from middle school exams. Seriously, they seemed so dull, and I'm not saying that to prey on old Irish stereotypes either.

 

[Techniquest]

If I had some of those in my possession, I'd probabally want to Googlewhack 'em!

Never heard of that before, and I blame Google's infestation into daily life for that typo!

 

[317666]

I would travel in the quiet zone!