There I was sitting at a red at Stratford tonight. Been checked down on approach, on the Down. No containers, sand or Fords were crossed in front of me. I'm already 2 mins down. Everyone is nearly on board, busy night with a 4 car. So I press SG. And wait.
Right, time to let my adoring public in on the act. Then I can hear the faint sound like a mobile phone too near a speaker makes when a text is coming through.
BEEP BEEP. Wait. Sayeth GSMR.
Pick up PA handset. Press PA yellow button. Take a breath.
(I wonder if any fellow drivers can tell what will happen next....?)
"I'm sorry for the delay Ladies and Gentlemen. We are currently being held at a...."
Signal goes Red, Single Yellow, Double Yellow.
"...oooooo, well we were being held at..." Presses Close Doors "....a signal but we will now be on our way"
Interlock. Power. Soddin' bleedin' bloody.
Happens every time. Hey ho.