I am not in any way suggesting they should not run the extra trains, in fact I am all for it. Rugby games like last week should have ticketed only specials. (not sure how one extra short train coped with the mega thousands but that's by the way, a worthy effort anyway but must try harder). The remit of a train operating company must surely be to provide an " acceptable level of service to meet the customer demand". So run some dedicated charter specials to the Xmas markets....better still ban Xmas altogether.
The point trying to be made is that we are constantly given the mantra by the TOCS ( this is not just having a go at Northern) that they can't find extra carriages to solve regular known overcrowding but they can find them at Christmas ( Santa must hide them in his workshop for the rest of the year!) for shoppers specials. They also find the crew to run them which is good. No excuses about lack of trained staff to run them then.
Whether you leave 1 or 1001 on the platform is irrelevant if you are that one that has to wait for the next train, as you are not given any "special right" to priority board the next one given that that might also be full.
Old persons, young mothers or infirm people simply can't cope with the pushing and shoving to board.
Solutions:
( Please don't reply with reason why these wont work, it is meant to be light hearted banter to lighten a dull Sunday morning up)
1. Maybe a formal queuing system should be used to ensure first come first served. Doesn't solve the problem but makes it fairer. The practicalities need some working on to achieve this on mainline stations as queues will be to the next station so you might as well walk it home anyway
2. Have some carriages "standing only".... .for most peak commutes that's what people are having to do anyway..rip the seats out and provide safe facilities for standing. ( Makes more room those with bikes as travelling companions as well.) Off peak tickets valid to stand in peak hours to compensate for the inconvenience. Has merits as trains apparently run empty during the rest of the day anyway so the lack of seats isn't an issue
3. Run more/longer trains. Now that's simply being silly.
It would mean train companies having to procure rolling stock for heavens sake.
Stations that were once 6 long platforms will have to be reinstated from the two current short platforms at great expense
Trains would have to stand idle for part of the day at great expense (as they do in London...how do they cope?)
Sidings that are now hidden in wildlife refuges (but still signalled and maintained) will have to be cleared of buddliea. Could open a garden centre to offset the cost?
Stations would have to be staffed to cope with the extra demand providing a proper service would generate. This will never work, like being back in BR days
4. Put the off peak prices up......done that doesn't work
5. Franchising....that's the answer....whoops tried that also and it doesn't work.
6. Stop passengers thinking they have a right to travel "on demand". All train travel to be booked in advance, dedicated seat allocated, when all seats gone declare train full and no more tickets sold for that service..a bit like advance purchase tickets now but all trains 100% pre booked. Yes revenue will fall but it will focus the mind on getting longer trains in service sharply! The end of rovers and rangers I am sorry to say.
7. Build more roads using old and existing track beds, knock down city centre stations and turn them into cheap car parks.
I knew if I tried long enough I would find the answer!
Enjoy your day....last day to use those £10 ranger tickets on Northern....do trains still run on Sundays???