I had a thought last night of something that'd be even worse than my Waterloo and City announcement!
"Welcome on board this London Underground Central Line service to Epping, calling at Ruislip Gardens, South Ruislip, Northolt, Greenford, Perivale, Hangar Lane, North Acton, East Acton, White City, Shepherd's Bush, Holland Park, Notting Hill Gate, Queensway, Lancaster Gate, Marble Arch, Bond Street, Oxford Circus, Tottenham Court Road, Holborn, Chancery Lane, St. Paul's, Bank, Liverpool Street, Bethnal Green, Mile End, Stratford, Leyton, Leytonstone, Snaresbrook, South Woodford, Woodford, Buckhurst Hill, Loughton, Debdon, Theydon Bois and Epping. Then next station will be Ruislip Gardens. This is coach number 5 of 8. We are now approaching Ruislip Gardens"
"This is a Central Line service to Epping, calling at South Ruislip, Northolt, Greenford, Perivale, Hangar Lane, North Acton, East Acton, White City, Shepherd's Bush, Holland Park, Notting Hill Gate, Queensway, Lancaster Gate, Marble Arch, Bond Street, Oxford Circus, Tottenham Court Road, Holborn, Chancery Lane, St. Paul's, Bank, Liverpool Street, Bethnal Green, Mile End, Stratford, Leyton, Leytonstone, Snaresbrook, South Woodford, Woodford, Buckhurst Hill, Loughton, Debdon, Theydon Bois and Epping. Then next station will be South Ruislip. Change here for National Rail services. This is coach number 5 of 8. Safety information is displayed in all coaches. We are now approaching South Ruislip."
"This is a Central Line service to Epping, calling at Northolt, Greenford, Perivale, Hangar Lane, North Acton, East Acton....."
I think that would be a new circle of Hell?