I sir, will genuinely donate a cushion for your backside.
Thank you for the kind offer but I have enough "padding" of my own, I carry it everywhere with me, just in case its needed!
I sir, will genuinely donate a cushion for your backside.
Thank you for the kind offer but I have enough "padding" of my own, I carry it everywhere with me, just in case its needed!![]()
Don't mind 455driver. His drivers seat upholstery has a tear in it, and one of the springs keeps projecting itself in to an awkward location.
When the upholstery is repaired a normal service will resume.
Owch, if this was attempted near me, I think the emergency cord would have to be pulled. If anything was said then you could say that someone was nearly caught in the doors!!
Whats to stop you putting your hand in and blocking the door? Surely there are safety systems preventing the door from closing on a blockage?
Whats to stop you putting your hand in and blocking the door? Surely there are safety systems preventing the door from closing on a blockage?
oo oo oo you callin a baboon?
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Thinking about it I cant remember the last time I had a 455 with a seat that wasnt ripped (I mean properly worn through not vandalised) or had any padding left on it.
It's hard to believe that it wasn't so long ago that Southern Region commuter services were dispatched with doors open, let alone with people boarding, because that's just how it was.
That said, I always go up to the unfortunate individual, make sure they get on the next train OK and endorse any advance tickets.
Owch, if this was attempted near me, I think the emergency cord would have to be pulled. If anything was said then you could say that someone was nearly caught in the doors!!
Sorry if my comments about whistles were a bit derogatory... I'm used to watching the dispatch staff at Manchester Piccadilly for whom it is rare that they blow it more than twice.
But, clearly, horses for courses! It's not like they're similar routes in any other way!
This is why commuter trains need more than 2 doorways per side.
So you dont want the dispatch procedure to be started until the last person has decided to get on, right oh then.
You going to pay for the (horrendous) delay minutes are you?
Newer trains are pretty gentle when they detect an obstruction. Anything 20+ years old will hurt a bit though.
Maybe I am ill informed. That's why I came here to ask. But don't worry, I won't ask next time. I'll just stay ill informed.
I'm glad I pay 1000s a year to be called a sheep.
I am not saying give the driver the tip when some drunk/drugged up teenager is hanging on to the side of the train am I!A bit naive 455 after the incident at Liverpool, a guard should only close the doors if it is safe to do so.
Yeah excellent idea, rewrite the whole timetable because the passengers are too stupid to use more than one door!If there are issues the company should allow extra dwell times at said stations
I was boarding a 185 and the door randomly closed on my arm, 185 doors of course shut if they've been open for more than a couple of minutes and we were over a minute from departure, needlessly to say, it was quite painful and left a nasty mark on my arm. Not the nicest experience I've ever had.
Yeah excellent idea, rewrite the whole timetable because the passengers are too stupid to use more than one door!