Ivo
Established Member
Where on Earth did you find that?
If that is your own work, it is the single most amusing original post - certainly among those to have more than about 100 words in them anyway - I have ever seen on this forum!
It's doing the rounds so I'm afraid I cannot claim responsibility for it...
It's doing the rounds so I'm afraid I cannot claim responsibility for it...
A version of it's been doing the rounds for decades now I think!
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
Here's an interesting little quiz to help people decide who they should vote for, but anyone can try. It takes a while but it's very informative.
http://www.isidewith.com/presidential-election-quiz
I'll give a tenner to anyone who can guess what my results were.
Actually that's the one item I would disagree with. There are some b****y brilliant beers in the USA , if you know where to look.

Every so often, we receive postings from our American forum members, so I have been somewhat disappointed to find no postings from any of them on this particular thread......or have the CIA been secretly active once again with their monitoring of the "social media"...:roll:
It's over - Ohio have pushed Obama over the line.
It's over - Ohio have pushed Obama over the line. Another four years of Democrat rule it is then!
The vast majority here will be pleased.
Not that close in the end, common sense wins the day
It's over - Ohio have pushed Obama over the line. Another four years of Democrat rule it is then!
The vast majority here will be pleased.
Any perusal of information which is reasonably freely available reveals just what a bizarre character this Barack Hussein Obama or Barry Soetero really is.
Care to explain that statement?
Dig on the internet but in short there are severe doubts as to his:
Paternity
Place of Birth (and thus elegibility for the office of President)
College Record
Health/Drug dependency
and much, much more...
Breaking: Apple Maps calls Azerbaijan for Obama.
No there aren't.
Don't tell me, the moon landings were faked and 9/11 was plotted by the CIA.
Dig on the internet but in short there are severe doubts as to his:
Paternity
Place of Birth (and thus elegibility for the office of President)
College Record
Health/Drug dependency
and much, much more...
Dig on the internet