Your most embarrassing moments....

[12CSVT]

Went off top diving board at metrodome in barnsley only to lose my shorts on impact, very fast walk to the changing room it was....

When i say lose i dont mean come off, i mean shredded into strips.... and float awaay from me

And I always thought it only happened in that episode of Mr Bean

 

[YorkshireBear]

And I always thought it only happened in that episode of Mr Bean

SO DID I!

Didnt believe it was possible....

 

[Peter Mugridge]

Anyone here who was in the toilet cubicles at Euston one Saturday evening back in 2005 will remember this...!!

I had been out on the trains all day, meaning I had been eating mainly crisps and chocolate plus a couple of burgers [ a bad enough combination ontheir own! ] all day. On this day, I had compounded the error by having a packet of wine gums as well.......

Anyway, upon arrival back at Euston, an urgent and very uncomfortable sensation gave me the idea that it might be prudent to dash to the toilets.

Moments later, in a cubicle in the middle of a row, I thought "good - got here in time".

Then it happened....

A very, very long, loud fart which, believe it or not, took well over 40 seconds to finish. AND it chose to amplify itself by making a huge reveberating echo from the toilet bowl as well...!!

By which time there was hysterical laughter coming from all the occupied cubicles on either side, and then some.....

 

[Yew]

What did you say to get them there? "Hi my name is Steve Stifler" ? Seriously though I could think of some much better things to do a certain card game springs to mind.

Im not entirely sure how it happened, I think a large amount of alcohol, and being a vital component to one of the girls walking in a straight line. Helped.

Im guessing you mean Poker?