1. We Buy Any Car.com - almost makes me not want to watch Dave.
2. Cow and Gate milk - no toddler is naturally that happy because its getting enough calcium and iron, who are they trying to kid.
3. Go Compare - my mute button has a new lease of life
4. I read about this is Private Eye recently, despite the banning of product placement, X-factor seems to be all about plugging related merchandise; a month or 2 ago the commercials were plugging a Cheryl Cole CD, when it was "destroy a Beatles song week", the commercials had Paul McCartney/Beatles stuff, it ought to be irritating but thankfully the pub rescues me from such mediocrity.
5. Daz - the Jeremy Kyle soap opera
6. anything by Guinness - the marketing brand that brews irish stout as a sideline. I genuinely believe a neglected 37's oil change would taste better
7. Any cosmetic/skin care adverts - they say 88% of women claim a product miraculously works, but the small print at the foot of the screen says "88% of 271 women sampled" or something similarly low.
now for some radio ads that annoy me, courtesy of Forth one:
1. Autoglass
2. coco pops - rattling a spoon in my earplugs DOES MY HEAD IN
3. padraig harrington selling eye laser treatment
4. McEwan fraser's blatantly scripted customer appraisals
5. go compare - get knotted
6. optical express
7. "you're better by far with lochinvar" [windows]
However, on a feel-good note, the Toys 'r' Us advert is back, with only a minor revamp

loved it when i was a boy.