Who said kids are dumb ????

[Donny Dave]

Kids are so smart these days....
Some feel that kids are getting dumber these days. After reading following conversation they will have to change their opinion.

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!


TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.


TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.


TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher...snakes don't have feet.


TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.


TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.


TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,what would I have?
JOHNY Big hands!

 

[Coxster]

Some good ones there

 

[Mojo]

Funny

 

[NSEFAN]

Some good stuff there

I thought I'd add this one:

Boy: Dad, I think my teacher really likes me
Father: What makes you say that?
Boy: She's put big red kisses next to all the answers on my homework

 

[VTDan]

Ahh kids these days

 

[5872]

Ahh kids these days

Should watch what you say.

 

[Techniquest]

Genius stuff there!

 

[me123]

Classic!

 

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[FusionRail]

ohh very good.. lol

heres another:

1. One day a pupil really wanted to go to the toilet. So he asked the teacher. The teacher said: "If you want to go to the toilet, yould have to say the alphabet." So the boy [who wasnt very good at it] had a go, and this is what he said:
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z!"

And so the teacher asked him where the 'P' was, and the little boy said "Halfway down my leg!"

2. There were 3 kids, fighting in a class room. they were called Zip, Willie and P.

The teacher walked in and shouted "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

The kids said; "nothing, Miss."

but as the teacher was really annoyed and they were disrupting the class, she said; "Right, Zip down, Willie out and P in the corner!"

 

[D306]

ha ha. I'm glad when I was on work experience, the kids wern't like this to me.

 

[Jord]

lol fusionrail, number 2 is pure briliant