What's in your wallet

[SS4]

I haven't cleared it out since I got it in 2008 and it's gradually falling apart now. I got it in Australia, so UK notes don't fit in it and have to be folded up

I'm willing to offer your UK notes a good home in my wallet

 

[gordonthemoron]

the wife's picture is on my mobile

 

[90019]

I'm willing to offer your UK notes a good home in my wallet

If you come to Edinburgh, I'll give you all the ones that are in it just now

 

[deltic1989]

I have:
Driving Licence
Debit Card
Credit card
Lincolnshire co-oprative dividend card
Iceland bonus card
Tesco clubcard
library card
Ni number card
Digital tacho card
Picture of me and the Mrs
Assorted receipts
2x 20 pound notes
3x10 pound notes
1x fiver
3xpound coins
2x50p
And 10th euros

 

[Kernowfem]

My letter's the nearest I've got. I only have only one photo, and I don't want to cut that up. Haven't seen her for three years, and it did not last very long, but the letter is still there.

A letter sometimes is better than a photo. It's actually a part of that person, hope you find happiness soon.
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I'm not saying anything! Oddly the only photo I've had in my wallet was a passport photo of...myself. I took it with me for some reason or another years ago and didn't need it, so forgot about it. It was a bit of a surprise when 'er indoors saw it and took the ****. My story is I've got plenty of photos on my phone, no need for more wallet fodder.

My ex used to keep one pic of me on his phone, sandwiched between all his landrover and kettle pics! I was outnumbered one to 450....

 

[Pumbaa]

I have:

- 3 debit cards for various accounts, 2 x Halifax and 1 x Lloyds
- Starbucks card
- Used return Leuchars - Edinburgh ticket
- Railcard
- Another Starbucks card
- DofE Leaders ID and discount card
- AA membership card
- Another Starbucks card (why?)
- Odeon film club card
- Scottish Youth Hostelling Association membership card
- Oyster card
- Work ID pass
- LGoS discount card
- Costa Coffee club card
- Tesco club card
- British Mountaineering Council membership card and ID
- Camra membership card
- Various coffee stamp cards including Cafe Direct and Nero!

Quite a lot... Oh and 28p in change.

Why do I have 3 Starbucks cards? I haven't used 2 of them in ages - Oh they were gifts, turns out friends knew what I would like for my birthday too well!

 

[Kernowfem]

I did have a picture of Sonic in my wallet but I decided to frame it instead

Awwwww it must be love!

Just hope no one asks me what i have in my handbag....i don't have three days and the forum doesnt have the space for me to write what is festering in there........

 

[Pumbaa]

If you come to Edinburgh, I'll give you all the ones that are in it just now

Cheating!

It's always a delight seeing Scottish banknotes issued to a) idiots, or b) tourists who have been in England first. A german guy absolutely lost it earlier this week when handed back a Clydesdale note in the coffee shop, very entertaining till he smashed the cups on his tray...

 

[Lampshade]

I keep my driving license (provisional), debit card, Yellow card, student card and 16-25 railcard in my back pocket.

In my wallet I have:

• 4x nightclub tickets
• A Stagecoach Manchester Unirider receipt
• An Alton Towers ticket from last April
• Old Connexions card
• Old bank card
• Old Yellow card
• First year college ID card
• 2x Preston Dayriders
• Caffe Nero loyalty card
• 2p
• Gym pass
• 2x Bagel Factory receipts from Waterloo
• 2x 1p
• 1x 5p

 

[networkrail1]

Just hope no one asks me what i have in my handbag....i don't have three days and the forum doesnt have the space for me to write what is festering in there........

So come on then do tell whats in your handbag (why is it that women's handbags are like black holes, never ending)

All the best.

Simon

 

[Scotrail84]

Not one of you has a picture of your significant other in your wallet? Shame on you lot!

Haha. No that tucks you away right away on night out if you do strike lucky

(just kidding)

 

[Kernowfem]

So come on then do tell whats in your handbag (why is it that women's handbags are like black holes, never ending)

All the best.

Simon

Ok....let me see.......

spare stump socks (two of)
Spare Juzo.
My purse.
Small makeup bag.
Mobile phone.
Hair brush.
My glasses.
My diary.
Three pens.
Half a packet of polos.
Olbas oil tissues.
My car keys.
Three hair bobbles.
A copy of landrover owner magazine.
This house is haunted book.
Oh and a packet of starbursts.....

And yes it is the size of a suit case!!

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Ok....let me see.......

spare stump socks (two of)
Spare Juzo.
My purse.
Small makeup bag.
Mobile phone.
Hair brush.
My glasses.
My diary.
Three pens.
Half a packet of polos.
Olbas oil tissues.
My car keys.
Three hair bobbles.
A copy of landrover owner magazine.
This house is haunted book.
Oh and a packet of starbursts.....

And yes it is the size of a suit case!!

Bearing in mind that the most I ever carry with me is my BlackBerry and wallet (and rail pass and keys if need be) I have never been able to work out why women carry so much pointless rubbish around with them!

 

[Scotrail84]

Bearing in mind that the most I ever carry with me is my BlackBerry and wallet (and rail pass and keys if need be) I have never been able to work out why women carry so much pointless rubbish around with them!

Comes naturally to them lad! Just like moaning at men.

 

[Kernowfem]

Bearing in mind that the most I ever carry with me is my BlackBerry and wallet (and rail pass and keys if need be) I have never been able to work out why women carry so much pointless rubbish around with them!

Pointless? I'd be buggered without my spare stump socks and Juzo....they hold on my false leg!!!
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Comes naturally to them lad! Just like moaning at men.

If you behaved yourselves and did as you were told the first time, you wouldn't get moaned at!!

NOTE: I am joking boys....

 

[Minilad]

Maybe I should divulge the contents of my man bag !!

 

[142094]

Thanks to this thread I now know which wallets to pick and which ones to leave alone!

Reminds me of Snake on the Simpsons conning three of Homer's college buddies out of some $s by pretending to be a 'Wallet Inspector'.

 

[Kernowfem]

Maybe I should divulge the contents of my man bag !!

Only if it's filled with more crap than mine........

 

[Minilad]

Only if it's filled with more crap than mine........

That would be a no then !!

 

[Kernowfem]

That would be a no then !!

Cheers XC, you could've made something up! tut....:roll:

 

[Zoe]

Maybe I should divulge the contents of my man bag !!

Sectional Appendicies and Rule Book?

 

[O L Leigh]

Not one of you has a picture of your significant other in your wallet?

What for? Can't you remember what your significant other looks like?

I'm pretty sure I've got a Euromillions ticket lurking somewhere in my wallet.

O L Leigh

 

[Minilad]

Anyhoo.
Wallet wise mine contains
Book of First Class stamps 4 left
Bite Card
Keycards for Manchester Picc staff accommodation and New Street staff car park
Oyster Card
Subway Card
Pic of Daughter and Other half
West Midlands Travel Card (expired)
Debit Card
Credit Card
Driving Licence
XC Staff Travel Card
TOC PRIV card / Photocard
FIP Card
Traincrew authority to travel card
English Heritage Membership card
National Trust Membership card
RAC Membership card
4 or 5 XC aide memoirs for Voyagers / 170 / emergency numbers
£35 cash

 

[SS4]

Ok....let me see.......

spare stump socks (two of)

This is bound to be a typical "man" question but how to stump socks differ from the regular variety?

My glasses.

That could create an entertaining catch 22 situation if they ended up at the bottom

 

[Minilad]

Sectional Appendicies and Rule Book?

Well if i use it for work it contains certain work related paperwork yes

 

[Scotrail84]

Wallet at the moment.

Some cash
Debit card (dont own any credit cards and never will or want to)
Bite card.
Tesco clubcard
Railway passes and SCWID card
Railway Staff Association Membership Card (RSA)

Thats it for me

Definitely dont own any hand bags, man bags, plastic bags or paper bags hehe

 

[MidnightFlyer]

This is bound to be a typical "man" question but how to stump socks differ from the regular variety?

With all due respect to KF, think about the word in bold (I had to Google it!).

 

[SS4]

With all due respect to KF, think about the word in bold (I had to Google it!).

I probably should have googled that first

 

[Kernowfem]

This is bound to be a typical "man" question but how to stump socks differ from the regular variety?



That could create an entertaining catch 22 situation if they ended up at the bottom

I had my leg amputated just below the knee, so i have what is effectively called a stump. They are special orthotic socks made to fit over the area so the stump can be placed in the socket of the false leg!

 

[Minilad]

Cheers XC, you could've made something up! tut....:roll:

Ok it contains the launch codes for the American Nuclear Missiles
A blow up doll
Spare Drivers Key
Angellina Joile's used underwear
Signed Paul McGrath photo
A guide to getting other people to stop smoking
And some Vaseline