I was about to mention the certain lack of condomness but since I was beaten.
Mr VXCFan denies being 25 and claims to be 23. Please note he doesn't deny being a virgin
Anyway.
A load of change because I've got to do some laundry later or in the early hours when it's quiet.
£45 cash
A receipt from the Great Central Hotel for cashback
GCR Work Permit (expired, waiting for a new one)
A voucher for a free cup of mcdonalds coffee
A working friend card from the GCR
Visa Debit Card
Rileys Members Card
A ten ride bus card with 8 rides used
VCard
Ancient Connexions Card
Expired Bite Card
Imago Services Diners Card
A used return bus ticket on the 535 from Codsall to Wolverhampton
Game reward card
Loughborough Uni ID Card
And so I don't look stupid for posting the first sentence, there is a Durex thing in there too.