I would like to announce that a chimpanzee working for the Farcical Bureau of Incompetence (FBI) has come up with the following image of what Bin Laden may look like:-
Before any rumours get out of control I would like to point out that the hair and mouth that the computer generated were unsatisfactory, therefore the chimpanzee who made the image used Google Images to find a better match. He was completely unaware that it was George W Bush's image that was used, and no offence was made toward his fellow chimpanzee. However it's still a great match, so if you see someone looking like this and you're in America make sure you put your right to have a gun to use!
Yes the following image was used, but please don't blame the chimp - he would not have meant any harm toward one of his own!
Before any rumours get out of control I would like to point out that the hair and mouth that the computer generated were unsatisfactory, therefore the chimpanzee who made the image used Google Images to find a better match. He was completely unaware that it was George W Bush's image that was used, and no offence was made toward his fellow chimpanzee. However it's still a great match, so if you see someone looking like this and you're in America make sure you put your right to have a gun to use!
Yes the following image was used, but please don't blame the chimp - he would not have meant any harm toward one of his own!