Not a personal memoir as such, but an experience recorded in one of the railway reminiscence books of a guard in charge of a work's outing from Nottingham to Portsmouth Harbour.
The outward journey proceeded according to plan, and after closing down his train at the Harbour station, the guard decided to spend the spare time with a trip to the Isle of Wight. Unfortunately the return ferry broke down, and the panicking guard arrived back at Portsmouth Harbour just in time to see his train departing with a relief guard towards Reading.
So he caught the next train towards Reading, and arrived there just in time to see his train depart with another relief guard towards Birmingham. So he chased his train through Derby and all the way back to Nottingham, arriving just in time to see his train being stabled. Full of shame, he slunk off home, being careful to avoid anyone, and expecting to be carpeteted the next day.
When he turned up for duty, nothing was said the next day, nor the day afterwards, nor the following week, eventually leading him to relax and think he'd got away with it.
A year afterwards, when he'd quite forgotten the incident, he was rostered to work the same train, and on his roster there was a little note from the depot manager saying "See Me"
On reporting to the said personage, the manager simply looked him up and down and said:-
"Do try to work it back again this year"