Ways to get more personal space on a crowded train

[MidnightFlyer]

Had a load of American Mormons on Preston once. They were warned by platform staff that if they didn't stop bothering passengers they would be removed from railway premises.

 

[Michael.Y]

Black Books did it best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VAnIepBxDQ&t=10m15s

 

[Smudger105e]

Seen in done many a time on a 4VEP travelling home from school!

7754 and 7755, which were the first Gatwick link conversions (before 7901-12), had some double seats replaced with split level luggage racks. Bunk beds for commuters!!

 

[Peter Mugridge]

There is one bloke I've seen regularly who gets himself some more space on a crowded 455 out of Waterloo in the evening peak by taking his folded bike ( which is allowed ) through the barriers and then unfolding it ( which is not allowed! ) once he is on the train...!!

 

[bnm]

Which makes me wonder if playing the Ring Cycle from beginning to end on a very long journey might have some effect.

Even on the UK's longest scheduled service, Aberdeen - Penzance, you'd likely still be listening to the final act of Götterdämmerung on arrival at PNZ.

 

[tsr]

Far too elaborate. Try a small piece of Stinking Bishop cheese - you will empty the entire carriage in no time. Any cheese with its rind washed in alcohol is unpleasantly pungent, but Stinking Bishop is in a class of its own.

You won't get rid of me that way, I can assure you. Stinking Bishop has to be one of my favourite cheeses of all time.

 

[bladesman123]

Wear a false beard, combat jacket, a backpack and some kind of arab headdress, you will probably end up with the whole carriage to your self

 

[asylumxl]

Wear a false beard, combat jacket, a backpack and some kind of arab headdress, you will probably end up with the whole carriage to your self

Unlikely to work the way you describe.

 

[bladesman123]

Unlikely to work the way you describe.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.co...y-pictures-fk-em-if-they-cant-take-a-joke.jpg