Uxbridge English Dictionary

[D6130]

Menu - foreign pronunciation of a certain football club in the North-West of England.

 

[PG]

Corridor - door to the set of a well known TV soap based in the North-West of England.

 

[Spamcan81]

Template - short term employee who hasn’t turned up on time.

 

[Ostrich]

Rummage - a rather peculiar wizard.

 

[Spamcan81]

Sandwich - an old crone who lives on a beach

 

[D6130]

Polymath - a numerate parrot.

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Website - Hunting ground for a spider.

 

[clickaway]

Minotaur - one of the smaller hills on Dartmoor.

 

[Welshman]

propaganda
a haughty goose.

pandemonium
a reed organ played by cute bears.

 

[clickaway]

T'Pau

Action Man from Yorkshire

 

[High Dyke]

Propagate. A real entrance or exit point.

 

[clickaway]

Disappear

Criticism of Michelle Mone

 

[PG]

Vanguard - security system on a van.

 

[PG]

Indonesia - explaining where the pain between your upper and lower legs is.

 

[clickaway]

Delicate

Feline on the cooked meats counter.

 

[PG]

Coffee - description of someone with a persistent throat irritation.

 

[clickaway]

Morbid

Increasing the chances of winning an auction.

 

[PG]

Isolate - Manuel explains that he's lost track of time.

 

[krus_aragon]

Pharisees - Telescopes

 

[PG]

Heritage - Point in time when a lady is at her peak.

 

[PG]

Nuneaton - the end of dinnertime at the convent.

 

[daveo]

Wigan - no longer bald

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Ukraine - typical British weather

 

[High Dyke]

Unkemp. Not very Spandau Ballet.

 

[Spamcan81]

Fleeting - a very small jumping insect found in the Caribbean.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Administrator - The person in charge of the forum has committed treason.

 

[Spamcan81]

Flirt - what a Geordie boat does

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Huawei - Geordie manufacturer of the Y-iPhone.

 

[Bank Foot AM]

Khaki - what you put in the ignition

Khaki - Rather like Cark, dissimilar to Cartmel.

Car Key - Dull green brown colour often used for camouflage.

Camouflage - An awfully big marine.

 

[CW2]

Khaki - Rather like Cark, dissimilar to Cartmel.

Car Key - Dull green brown colour often used for camouflage.

Camouflage - An awfully big marine.

The mention of Camouflage reminded me of this:
Les Barker Camouflage Net