Uxbridge English Dictionary

[High Dyke]

Contented - a prisoner residing in canvas accommodation.

 

[PG]

Undulations - your relatives visit without warning.

 

[DaleCooper]

Incubus - The brand name of Stagecoach's mobile tattoo service.

 

[PG]

Incumbent - money gained by a corrupt official.

 

[xotGD]

Input - A successful golf shot.

 

[PG]

Conflab - weight gained while residing at His Majestys pleasure.

 

[PG]

Stakeholder - device to group together stakes for ease of transport.

 

[PG]

Procure - a medicine that really works!

 

[DaleCooper]

Dictionary - Avoiding people called Richard.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Mystery - Pining the absence of Terence

 

[Purple Train]

Regicide - killing Reginald
Ingredient - eaten by a talking tree with a huge appetite
Expedient - vomited out by a fast-moving talking tree
Artificial - the paintings of a fish
Sandwiches - when the Pendle Hills were in the desert
Literacy - novels unsuitable for children
Amplitude - the dog loves that toy
Puppet - you can work this one out for yourselves
Puppetry - when it very nearly sits on command
Lava lamp - I appear to live next door to a volcano

 

[PG]

Deluge - main character in Only Fools and Horses gains weight.

 

[High Dyke]

Placate - To imitate the Duchess of Cambridge.

 

[PG]

Locate - the Duchess of Cambridge is feeling depressed.

Dislocate - to behave scornfully towards the Duchess of Cambridge when she feels depressed.

 

[PG]

Protractor - what really big farms use.

 

[daveo]

Locate - the Duchess of Cambridge is feeling depressed.

Dislocate - to behave scornfully towards the Duchess of Cambridge when she feels depressed.

Surely you're referring to the Princess of Wales!!!

 

[PG]

Surely you're referring to the Princess of Wales!!!

Indeed I was, easy to lose track of which title(s) are currently in use by whom!

 

[Purple Train]

Chartism - rule by statistician

 

[krus_aragon]

 Microfiche - plankton

 

[GusB]

Microwave - tiny hand gesture

 

[Spamcan81]

Bumbling - elaborate jewellery worn on the buttocks.

 

[D6130]

Incarnation - up your neck in evaporated milk.

 

[High Dyke]

Contemplate - a criminal pattern

 

[D6130]

Confused - an electrocuted criminal.

 

[GusB]

Confederation - an alliance of criminals

 

[D6130]

Concussed - criminal used bad language.

 

[daveo]

Condescend - criminal gets 'sent down'

 

[Ashley Hill]

Pomegranate - An igneous rock from Australia.

 

[D6130]

Cross Country - an angry nation.

 

[Spamcan81]

Consequence - a list of criminals in alphabetical or numerical order.