Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Spamcan81]

Shepherds Pie - a keeper of sheep who is also a secret agent

 

[PG]

Cottage - how old a baby's sleeping accommodation is.

 

[DaleCooper]

I've never heard of it/them - will have to investigate whatever they are!

Yesterday's video "HMS X1 - Optimal Sub or Sub Optimal?", I thought it was too much of a coincidence.

 

[xotGD]

Essay - A beer brewed by Brains. Colloquially known as Skull Attack.

 

[Welshman]

Barcarolle
A show promoter's lunch.

 

[xotGD]

Travesty - A Travis tribute band.

 

[Spamcan81]

Perm - A Geordie rhyming verse.

 

[xotGD]

Irk - In Yorkshire, a tree that produces acorns.

 

[PG]

Deadly - Lee is dead.

 

[plymothian]

Molestation - transit stop for small burrowing mammals.

 

[Tester]

Molestation - transit stop for small burrowing mammals.

There is a real one of those!

Japan's Number One Mole Station

Link to Wikipedia article about Doai Station, in Japan

Doai Station (土合駅, Doai-eki) is a passenger railway station in the town of Minakami, Gunma, Japan, operated by the East Japan Railway Company (JR East). It is jokingly known as "Japan's Number One Mole Station" (日本一のモグラ駅, Nippon ichi no mogura eki) because passengers must make a 10 minute descent down 486 steps into a tunnel in order to reach the northbound platform. It is the deepest train station in Japan.

 

[PG]

Direction - an ion going the shortest distance to its destination.

 

[IanD]

Direction - this made closing his coffin lid difficult

 

[DaleCooper]

Bulletin - gunshot wound
Bulletin - a can of corned beef

 

[PG]

Forums - What you say when you're really flummoxed.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

 Siesta - observe an organic compound

 

[PG]

Legend - where one's foot is found.

 

[High Dyke]

Reverse - to reference writing arranged with a metrical rhythm, typically having a rhyme.

 

[PG]

Wardrobe - garment worn by hospital consultant on a ward round.

 

[Ostrich]

Ombudsman - a gardener who chants, rather than talks, to his flowers

 

[xotGD]

Placate - Take the role of Catherine in a theatrical performance.

Cathode - A poem dedicated to Catherine

 

[A Challenge]

Cathode - A poem dedicated to Catherine

Anode - A poem dedicated to Annette

 

[DaleCooper]

Portmanteau - Dock worker's pedal digit.

 

[PG]

Relief - What trees do in spring and summer.

 

[PG]

Farming - the emperor is a long way away.

 

[PG]

Alibi - Ali is leaving.

 

[PG]

 Respect - replacing a broken pair of spectacles.

 

[xotGD]

Particle - To attack a Dunfermline Athletic supporter with a feather.

 

[DaleCooper]

Lamppost - Sheep delivery service

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Geriatric - Gerald has had an exceptional football game.