Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Spamcan81]

Prostrate - how much appearance money a former French racing driver charges

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Alabaster - derogatory opinion of Alan

 

[PG]

 Popper - the cat has died.

 

[Spamcan81]

Nitrate - the speed at which someone makes a scarf or other woollen item.
Nitrate - a grading system for head lice

 

[AndrewE]

Putin: a cheapo bed-pan

 

[xotGD]

Nitrate - the speed at which someone makes a scarf or other woollen item.
Nitrate - a grading system for head lice

Nitrate - the cost of staying in a hotel

 

[D6130]

Nitrate....the amount of money paid per hour to night shift workers

 

[Ostrich]

Reckless - a careful driver

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Au Contraire - an argumentative nanny

 

[High Dyke]

Minotaur - a juvenile hill.

 

[PG]

 Formal - The Bank of England form AL.

 

[Spamcan81]

Limpet - how you get home with a dodgy ankle.

 

[Ostrich]

League - a French malady

 

[xotGD]

Cistern - When playing a board game with a female sibling, it is her go.

 

[D6130]

Lavatory....a Conservative MP erupting in the House of Commons.

 

[xotGD]

Observatory - Tick off a Conservative in your Platform 5 book of politicians.

 

[PG]

Condescending - the prisoner is going down.

 

[Spamcan81]

Dipthong - to briefly immerse a skimpy undergarment in water.

 

[xotGD]

Carrion - A small item of luggage that fits in the overhead bins.

 

[PG]

Safety - a forgotten cuppa is now tepid.

 

[Spamcan81]

Ignorant - to take notice of a small insect

 

[DaleCooper]

Panache - result of burning the dinner

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Consequence - the steps needed to pull off a scam

 

[Spamcan81]

Makeup - a drinking vessel used after April but before June.

 

[xotGD]

Mayfly - A less than confident assessment of the airworthiness of an aircraft.

 

[DaleCooper]

Noisette - a quiet but annoying sound

 

[PG]

Suboptimal - a desirable submarine.

 

[DaleCooper]

Suboptimal - a desirable submarine.

Do you watch Drachinifel videos?

 

[PG]

Do you watch Drachinifel videos?

I've never heard of it/them - will have to investigate whatever they are!

 

[Spamcan81]

Herpes - the lady’s share of the vegetables.