Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Spamcan81]

Catatonic - a restorative drink for felines.

 

[Spamcan81]

Spitoon - what a Geordie calls a place such as GCHQ or Bletchley Park.

 

[PG]

 Bork - the meat from a cow/pig hybrid.

 

[Spamcan81]

Bandage - how long a musical group has been together.

 

[xotGD]

Nanometer - A device for measuring grandmothers

Nanometer - A device for measuring Indian flatbreads

 

[Spamcan81]

Minging - acting like a Chinese emperor

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Barming - a drinking den with a one star hygiene rating.

 

[Spamcan81]

Mushroom - where chip shops prepare their peas.

 

[Purple Train]

Nutella - salmonella but vegetarian

 

[Spamcan81]

Shampoo - fake faeces
Marmite - mother may do it
Tombola - Thomas the cricketer
Inhabit - dressed like a monk

 

[Ostrich]

Deceit - a chair
Decider - a West Country beverage
Decibel - a character in Downton Abbey

 

[PG]

Invoice - a singer is performing.
Hatton - a place where caps are worn.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Ole - how a Spaniard orders coffee in France.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Atheist - attended a robbery

 

[D6130]

Legal....a French Bird of prey.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Custard - used very strong language

 

[xotGD]

Brandish - A bowl of high fibre breakfast cereal.

 

[Spamcan81]

Hundred - fear of Germans

 

[Spamcan81]

Omlette - a small Buddhist chant

 

[D6130]

Legendary.....foot fetish games.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Rubicon - passing off fake gemstones

 

[Spamcan81]

Tinnitus - description of an injury caused by a flying can.

 

[PG]

Commotion - when your train is double headed.

 

[D6130]

Influenza....a modern young internet trend setter with a cold.

 

[Spamcan81]

Bible - a male cow* interested in both genders.
*other species are available.

 

[PG]

Testy - what the quality control department do at Yorkshire Tea.

 

[Spamcan81]

Photo - a fake part of a foot

 

[PG]

Granary - female only care home.

 

[Spamcan81]

Rampant - out of breath male sheep
Rambling - sparkling jewellery etc. worn by a male sheep
Rampage - how old a male sheep is

 

[PG]

Farcical - seeing a bicycle in the distance.