Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Spamcan81]

Tendrils - what you would find in a well stocked DIY shop.

 

[Loppylugs]

Mumps - Musk and Trump's blight on all of us.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Temptresses - a wig

 

[Spamcan81]

Oldham - a well aged joint of cured pork.

 

[PG]

 Basic - an unwell sheep.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

 Fortran - the occupants of the defensive structure fled

 

[Spamcan81]

Tweet - a cereal crop grown by a Yorkshire farmer

 

[Spamcan81]

Constance - the pose adopted by a scammer

 

[PG]

 Roman - a marine vessel propulsion system.

 

[Ostrich]

Figural - a fruit grown in Russia
Avocado - obtain groceries by home delivery
Pearly - a fruit fallen from a tree

 

[Tester]

Tendrils - what you would find in a well stocked DIY shop.

Along with four candles

 

[Ashley Hill]

Along with four candles

Completely OT here but this complements that sketch. It features Ronnie Corbett and Harry Enfield.

 

[High Dyke]

Support - to drink fortified wine.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Support - to drink fortified wine.

Export - to drink too much fortified wine.

 

[D6130]

Export - to drink too much fortified wine.

Import....someone who is under the illusion that they are a fortified wine.

 

[Spamcan81]

Important - to bring in a small insect from abroad.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Raptor - Hill used for urban music performances

 

[D6130]

Palindrome....Italian penfriend.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Photon - a lot of Vietnamese food

 

[PG]

 Drawbar - drawing of a pub.

 

[Spamcan81]

Direct - a welshman who is completely drunk

 

[D6130]

Distaff....insult a Welshman.

 

[PG]

 Perspex - feline eyesight correction.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Sodden - a place to store pieces of turf

 

[Spamcan81]

Prudish - an item of crockery belonging to someone called Prudence.

 

[D6130]

Protestant....someone in favour of testing small marching insects.

Catholic....someone addicted to felines.

 

[PG]

Catalogue - feline on a fallen tree.

 

[PG]

Defeat - when a double below knee amputee removes their prosthetic limbs.

 

[PG]

 Defender - American automobile accident where the bumper falls off.

 

[PG]

Paragon - a soldier is AWOL from the Parachute Regiment.