Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Spamcan81]

Briefly - an insect that lives on a particular type of French cheese.

 

[Ostrich]

Hammock - to poke fun at a pig
Hamlet - a pigsty for tenant farmers
Hamster - a pig waking up

 

[Spamcan81]

Nitrate - a fee for removing head lice.

 

[PG]

Scarcity - a city with accident-prone residents.

 

[Spamcan81]

Thump - what a Yorkshire camel has on its back.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Locomotion - to walk in an irregular manner

 

[Tester]

Locomotion - to walk in an irregular manner

.....or perhaps a quiet hubbub

 

[PG]

 Train - Yorkshire man commenting on wet weather.

 

[Spamcan81]

Hamster - to agitate a cooked pork joint

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Seen in Private Eye

Phobia - fear of Vietnamese food

 

[Spamcan81]

Trip - a tear in some Yorkshire clothing.

 

[Spamcan81]

Tarnish - resembling a small mountain lake

 

[Ashley Hill]

Plankton - A heavy length of timber.

 

[Spamcan81]

Unwell - to remove a water source.

 

[xotGD]

Unification - What happened when all of the polytechnics became universities.

 

[PG]

Unification - What happened when all of the polytechnics became universities.

It could also be - Unify/Unifying/Unified.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Unicameral - CCTV on a university campus

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

Antimony ... Something your mother's sister gives you every birthday.

 

[PG]

Tenuous - informing you of the total number of people gathered.

 

[DaleCooper]

Hermit - a woman's glove
Hispanic - the man's uncontrollable fear
Hourglass - the tumbler we drink from
Miasma - the reason I'm wheezing and short of breath
Therein - someone else's pub
Urine - said to the next batsman after a wicket has fallen
Uranus - a planet

 

[CW2]

Efficacy
Very weighty luggage

 

[CW2]

Castanet
Commence fishing.

 

[Ashley Hill]

Internet - Where a Yorkshire fisherman keeps his catch.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Badinage - growing old disgracefully

 

[PG]

Contents - accommodation at a prison run by Travelodge.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Suppository - a Conservative drinking a pint of Fosters.

 

[PG]

Inventory - conservative party think tank.

 

[OhNoAPacer]

Alligator - person who fits gates to alleyways

 

[Spamcan81]

Detergent - to discourage a man

 

[Ashley Hill]

Pungent - a male comedian.