Uxbridge English Dictionary

[61653 HTAFC]

Burton on Trent - the lead singer of Fear Factory discusses the lead singer of Nine Inch Nails.

 

[johnnychips]

Elton and Ince - Mr John and Paul presenting a programme about pop music and football

 

[perryman]

Alloa - Scottish Islands greeting.

 

[johnnychips]

Newtondale Halt - to the amphibian on Mr Winton’s head - get off!

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Holyhead - The Pope.

 

[341o2]

Newton Le Willows An arboreal amphibian

 

[341o2]

Bison What the Cockney washes his fyce in

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Hale - Frozen raindrop meteorological phenomenon.

 

[341o2]

Newtown Amphibian's belongings

 

[CW2]

Hadley Wood - To be attracted to the lead singer of Spandau Ballet

 

[perryman]

Gerrards Cross - Rangers manager after poor team performance.

 

[CW2]

Kendal - Posh dinner table illumination

 

[perryman]

Chalkwell - diligent snooker player managing necessary equipment.

 

[johnnychips]

Chippenham - a dodgy meal served in a pub to get round Tier 3 regulations about serving alcohol.

 

[perryman]

Thorpe-le-Soken - Former Australian Olympic swimmer after dip in French pool.

 

[CW2]

Thirsk - In need of drinksk
Market Rasen - Dried fruit wholesaler
Bourne End - Lifecycle
Manningtree - Lumberjack

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Seeing as we've concentrated on station names since moving to the "Quizzes & Games" section, I'll recycle this one from over four years ago:

Milngavie - The Scots name for Rodin's The Thinker.

 

[johnnychips]

Hessle: posh person experiencing inconvenience.

 

[perryman]

Cardenden - two-vehicle garage.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Elton and Ince - Mr John and Paul presenting a programme about pop music and football

I see what you were going for there, however the station is named Ince & Elton.

Penychain - device used in banks to prevent writing implements from being stolen.
Mytholmroyd - "Oh dear, I've contracted piles of the opposable digit".

 

[RyanOPlasty]

Based on the last few pages, this thread should perhaps be renamed "the meaning of Liff"

 

[341o2]

Liss - not as much as before

 

[341o2]

Khartoum Scrapyard

 

[Mcr Warrior]

Liss - not as much as before

Is that pronounced like the railway station in South Africa?

 

[341o2]

Carboy Young male motorist

 

[perryman]

Kilgetty - initial kidnapper threat but downgraded to aural mutilation

 

[341o2]

Kidwelly Boots for children

 

[341o2]

Turnham Green Greta Thunberg

 

[perryman]

Swanwick - theft of bird owned by The Queen.

 

[341o2]

Swanage Surely it can't still be a cygnet

Berrylands Fruit farm