Uxbridge English Dictionary

[perryman]

Denham - porcine residence.

 

[backontrack]

Bare Lane - Clark Kent's favourite sight

 

[perryman]

Eastbourne - Cockney baby.

 

[backontrack]

Torquay - someone who won't shut up

 

[perryman]

Formby - the 2nd of multiple documents for an application.

 

[backontrack]

Chirk - what happens when you swallow a fishbone in Hull

 

[perryman]

Gobowen - TV football analyst Michael trying to emulate colleague Jamie.

 

[backontrack]

Criccieth - the day of the month Michael Crick calls his birthday

 

[perryman]

Hag Fold - witch with poor poker hand.

 

[backontrack]

Hag Fold - witch with poor poker hand.

Best one yet

Castleford - a chess manouevre, whereby the player moves their king out of the action by swapping it with the neighbours' Mondeo.

 

[perryman]

Best one yet

Castleford - a chess manouevre, whereby the player moves their king out of the action by swapping it with the neighbours' Mondeo.

A good way to spend a rainy afternoon...

Insch - Imperial unit of measurement primarily used by the drunk community.

 

[CW2]

Menheniot - Mad chickens disease

 

[perryman]

Kilburn High Road - Main Street Minneapolis & Philadelphia.

 

[Peter Mugridge]

Stoneleigh

Lee upset the religious judiciary...

 

[perryman]

Liss - Kiwi word for 'fewer'

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Turkey Street - high-quality feed from the poultry farmer.
Knighton - your £100 bonus is pending.
Heysham - to call out a supplier of counterfeit goods.
Glasshoughton - Ray is suffering from osteoporosis.

 

[perryman]

Monifieth - bank robber.

 

[backontrack]

Reedham - literate meat

 

[perryman]

Newstead - Mr Turner's nickname at CNN.

 

[backontrack]

Bingham - Chandler's meat

 

[perryman]

Old Roan - moany pensioner.

 

[backontrack]

Starcross - angry Beatle

 

[perryman]

Purfleet - group of pleasant sounding cars

 

[backontrack]

Hexham - witch's meat

 

[perryman]

Radcliffe-on-Trent - Harry Potter East Midlands Tour

 

[backontrack]

Larbert - French word, meaning 'Bert'

 

[perryman]

Sevenoaks - Blue Peter star & his 6 brothers

 

[backontrack]

Tamworth - Dalyell's net value

 

[perryman]

Thornton Abbey - chocolatier's place of worship

 

[johnnychips]

Market Rasen - initiative by the Dried Fruit Marketing Board.