Uxbridge English Dictionary

[johnnychips]

Fitzwilliam - suitable clothes for the future heir to the throne.

 

[johnnychips]

Humphrey Park - An order to a car-driving Unigate milk-drinking entity from the 70s.
Only people over 60 will appreciate this.

 

[perryman]

(or mid-50s)

Market Rasen - dried-Grape bazaar.

 

[SuspectUsual]

Bidet - two days before D-day

 

[341o2]

And not far away Newton Abbot. A cleric with reptilian headgear.

Newts are amphibians.

Meanwhile Winnersh Successful person had one too many

 

[perryman]

Bredbury - fruit sandwich

 

[xotGD]

Cockfosters - A rooster bringing up orphans.

 

[perryman]

Aberdare - Swedish cover of early 1980s successful synth-electronic album.

 

[Jona26]

Humphrey Park - An order to a car-driving Unigate milk-drinking entity from the 70s.
Only people over 60 will appreciate this.

I'm 49 and remember! Watch out!

 

[Busaholic]

Nicholas Parsons - vicars going commando under their cassocks.

 

[perryman]

Bowes Park - Cockney electrician.

 

[johnnychips]

Newts are amphibians.

Yes they are. Senior moment!

Meanwhile ... Thetford - a South African pointing out a car.

 

[perryman]

Conisbrough - low opinion of East Riding town.

 

[johnnychips]

New Holland - reminiscences of an exiled Dutchman.

 

[perryman]

Durham - patronising response to the question 'what are Iberico, Serrano & Bayonne examples of?'

 

[johnnychips]

Walsden - where Wally hides when he is sick of people trying to spot him.

 

[johnnychips]

Seascale - observes a crop very good in Vitamim K.

 

[perryman]

Elmswell - Dutch tree in healthy condition.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Berry Brow - to wear a small French hat pulled down at the front so that it rests just above the eyes.
Moorgate - an Othello-related scandal.
Goring-by-Sea - being impaled on debris thrown up by the waves.
Overton - a large quantity of eggs.
Sutton - a large amount of chimney dust.
Beckton - a large amount of German beer.
Weeton - a large amount of American beer.

 

[perryman]

Fearn - a landline or mobile communication device in Hull.

 

[xotGD]

Weardale - strange beer

Airedale - beer that has been left open to the atmosphere

 

[perryman]

Girvan - when one's lorry breaks down.

 

[johnnychips]

Chandlers Ford - Matthew Perry’s car.

 

[johnnychips]

Netley - somewhat irritating to the skin.

 

[perryman]

Hamble - 1970s daytime TV star

 

[xotGD]

Surgery - Cartoon mouse with a knighthood.

 

[perryman]

Invershin - where bone marrow can be found.

 

[johnnychips]

Seasalter- statement explaining global warming.

 

[perryman]

Kilmaurs - what the Iberian Christians tried to do during the Reconqusita battles.

 

[CW2]

Gourock - Very sticky seaside sweet
Barrhead - State of intoxication the morning after
Longniddry - The condition of thermal undies that have been washed at too high a temperature
Drumchapel - A particularly vigorous sect of the church
Kinbrace - Used to hold up my 'kin trousers