Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Cowley]

Faculty - you'll have to have coffee.

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

Motard is French for a crazy motorcyclist who tries to go too fast
A Cyclard is someone who tries to cycle too fast

BoJo is the Right Honourable Member for Uxbridge and Tropic of Ruislip

 

[GusB]

Faculty - you'll have to have coffee.

That didn't work for me until I tried it in an Inverness accent

 

[Busaholic]

Serial killer - fatal overdose of Rice Krispies.

 

[xotGD]

Metric - An encounter with Richard

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

A ship that runs aground on Dogger Bank is doggerd

 

[plymothian]

Abstain - spilt bolognese sauce on your belly

 

[317 forever]

Pennine - what you buy after 8 writeables have been used up or lost

 

[Mcr Warrior]

A ship that runs aground on Dogger Bank is doggerd

Apologies for hounding you on this, but is that a word?

 

[londiscape]

Aorta - the vessel through which courses the life-blood of public opinion - e.g. Aorta make the trains run on time, Aorta do something about crime etc.

Temps, Corpse, Harps - ten, fifteen and thirty minutes past the hour, respectively - e.g. temps one, corpse three, harps four etc.

(from "Let Stalk Strine" by Afferbeck Lauder aka Alastair Morrison)

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

Apologies for hounding you on this, but is that a word?

It is now, could be spelt doggered

 

[Mcr Warrior]

It is now, could be spelt doggered

Reckon that's barking up the right tree, now!

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

Horrids
Fancy store in London, for people with too much money

 

[Busaholic]

Deliver
Like dekidneys, an essential organ

 

[plymothian]

Denial.
De river that runs past de pyramids.

 

[PG]

Plebiscite
is where all the commoners are.

 

[Busaholic]

Teenage witch - youth consumer pressure group.

 

[LSWR Cavalier]

Parkhaus, from German, means multi-storey car park
Not the only word borrowed from German that is shorter than the English equivalent:
Handy: mobile telephone

 

[Busaholic]

Custody - a bit like custard
Penitent - a very cheap camping option

 

[GusB]

Penitentiary - retailer of said cheap camping option

 

[MotCO]

Penitence - more than one very cheap camping options

 

[CW2]

Encumbered - to be carrying a very heavy cucumber.

 

[xotGD]

Exaggerate - A tasty alternative to Eggs Benedict

 

[Busaholic]

Cardiologist - an expert in jumpers.

 

[Cowley]

Cardiologist - an expert in jumpers.

Rectology - Study of sunken ships.

 

[xotGD]

Taxi - Like a tax.

Tarmac - Saying thank you to a raincoat.

 

[RyanOPlasty]

Guacamole - half mole, half duck.

Isn't that a platypus?

 

[High Dyke]

Despise - Employees of the secret service.

 

[Busaholic]

Isn't that a platypus?

Not for the purposes of this thread.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Platypus - a cat with braided fur