Uxbridge English Dictionary

[PaxVobiscum]

Amenorrhea - uncontrollable agreement with every point the preacher makes

 

[Bevan Price]

Deride - Fall off horse or bike.
Delight - Turn off the lights.
Depend ( also, Deepen) - Lost my pens.
Define - Court penalty for fare dodgers.
Detain - Exit Tain from Tain station.
Delay - Get off wife or girlfriend's rude bits.
Dismiss - Disrespect female school teacher.

 

[Cowley]

Deride - Fall off horse or bike.
Delight - Turn off the lights.
Depend ( also, Deepen) - Lost my pens.
Define - Court penalty for fare dodgers.
Detain - Exit Tain from Tain station.
Delay - Get off wife or girlfriend's rude bits.
Dismiss - Disrespect female school teacher.

Defibrillation - Telling your uncle that you knew he was lying.
Detract - What happened to branch lines after the Beeching Report.
Deflect - Wiping your friends chin after you’ve spat at him during a conversation.

 

[Bevan Price]

Demand - Reduced staffing levels.
Detailed - Manx Cat.
Converse - Criminal poetry.
Inverse - Poems about pubs.
Perverse - Poems about cats (which purr).

 

[Esker-pades]

Eamonn Holmes - To sit on an Irish house

 

[Busaholic]

Decrepitude - prolonged visit to the loo.

 

[PG]

Peruse - how Del Boy gets paid

 

[krus_aragon]

Inoperable - When the toreador brings a friend to a production of Carmen.

 

[krus_aragon]

Framing - pottery that's coming loose at the edges

 

[krus_aragon]

BBC - what made honey in the Old Testament

 

[Busaholic]

Ruthless - going out without Ruth.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Feckless - an Irish maiden.

 

[krus_aragon]

Alaska - Let me check with the wife.

Alexa - She's getting divorced.

 

[Bevan Price]

Some plant-related defintions:

Foxglove - Woollen cover for fox's legs.
Dogwood - Contains lots of places for dogs to urinate.
Hogweed - Pigs urinated here.
Catmint - Cat-flavoured sweets.
Crocus - Curse those crows

 

[krus_aragon]

Morbid - How to win on Ebay

 

[Bobdogs]

"Tintern Abbey?"
"Yes it is."

 

[krus_aragon]

Martial - Mummy Snail


Partial - Daddy Snail

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Given the rumoured name for the new WCML franchise...

Avanti - when either of your parents has a sister.

 

[krus_aragon]

Unscrew - the morning-after pill

 

[Lockwood]

Screwfix - see unscrew

 

[Busaholic]

Shih Tsu - Whipsnade

 

[krus_aragon]

Mucus - a sweary Pokémon

(Or alternatively, how to swear in Greek)

 

[Cowley]

Mucus - a sweary Pokémon

(Or alternatively, how to swear in Greek)

Give us a link Krus!

 

[krus_aragon]

Give us a link Krus!

Like one of these? link, link

If you want a link to the cussing and swearing, well I'm sorry: this is a family friendly forum!

 

[Cowley]

Like one of these? link, link

If you want a link to the cussing and swearing, well I'm sorry: this is a family friendly forum!

That’s true. One too many glasses of wine for me last night...
Bookkeeping - what the library fines you for.

 

[Esker-pades]

Radio - A vowel that keeps stealing stuff.

 

[317 forever]

Money laundering - cleaning for example a £10 note you leave in your trouser pocket before putting them into a washing machine at the launderette

 

[Welshman]

Cross-over vehicles - cars you can drive just as easily in France and Spain as in the UK.
Tautology - a teacher's diary.
Curate - prescription charge.

 

[Busaholic]

Philistine - a woman from Newcastle
Homeware - house in Sunderland

 

[Welshman]

surplice - choir gown made of left-over material.
Canterbury Cap - the most you should expect to pay for a day's bus-riding in Kent.
An Ordinary Bishop - is indistinguishable from anyone on the street.