Uxbridge English Dictionary

[swt_passenger]

Azzumption - Guessing what’s happening with ECML fleet replacement.

 

[plymothian]

Ideology - the study of passports.

 

[krus_aragon]

Revelation - A happy vicar

 

[krus_aragon]

Motorhead - Someone's raised the drawbridge!

 

[Welshman]

kindling
an over-heated app caused by downloading an excessive amount of sexy literature.

inscrutable
flat-pack dining-furniture.

onomatopoeia
a] a member of the Upper House with just one interest.
b] jetty built from one material only, eg. all-wood or all-wrought iron.

 

[Welshman]

coterie
a place to store liturgical vestments.

amice
a word often found on the lips of the "happy vicars" up-thread.
[eg. "I think I'll give that meeting.........."].

 

[krus_aragon]

Cormorant - Complaining about a mild curry.

 

[krus_aragon]

Cement - A little piece of Fangorn forest.

Repent - To attack Fangorn forest with a scythe.

 

[GusB]

Repent - to redecorate one's Aberdeenshire home

Carpenter - Aberdeenshire person who resprays motor vehicles

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Emergency - What James Bond's Lotus does in The Spy Who Loved Me.

 

[Busaholic]

Honeymoon - a particularly sticky example of exhibitionism.

 

[krus_aragon]

Perspex - how opticians get paid

Pursuit - how dry cleaners get paid

 

[Welshman]

Pursuit - how dry cleaners get paid

Sorry, but you've started me going now

Purpose - how pet-shop owners get paid.

Pertinent - how landlords get paid.

 

[krus_aragon]

Sorry, but you've started me going now

Purpose - how pet-shop owners get paid.

Pertinent - how landlords get paid.

I particularly like that last one.

 

[Esker-pades]

Toaster - Knighting of the foot.

 

[krus_aragon]

Bagel - attacked me and stole my chips in Morecambe

 

[Drogba11CFC]

Merciless - incapable of saying thank you

 

[317 forever]

Honeymoon - a particularly sticky example of exhibitionism.

Honeymoon - something we see at night when inhabited by bees

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Bus - South African rhythm section.

 

[krus_aragon]

Crumpet - the tray at the bottom of your toaster

 

[Cowley]

Crumlin - My mums friend who had a reputation for finishing off leftovers.

 

[AJM580]

Prestonpans - what Lancashire Hotpot is cooked in

 

[Wirewiper]

Sorry, but you've started me going now

Purpose - how pet-shop owners get paid.

Pertinent - how landlords get paid.

Purloin - how butchers get paid

Perjury - how judges get paid

Percale - how greengrocers get paid

Pergola - how footballers get paid

Perchance - how risk-takers get paid

 

[Busaholic]

Horse pathologist - a very,very clever horse.

 

[duncanp]

Facebook - a photo album containing pictures of your friends and family

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Internet forum: an elbow to hand photo gone viral

 

[gazthomas]

Obscure - not being able to eradicate an illness

 

[gazthomas]

Pancake: South American baker

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Caledonian Sleeper: branded indoor footwear requested by EU tourist whose en-suite leaks

 

[krus_aragon]

Deity - a cuppa that takes 24 hours to drink