Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Welshman]

Psaltery
An ancient Greek instrument for seasoning your chips.

Apse
Computer programs for church architects.

Rood screen
A device to exclude bad language on a radio phone-in.

Puberty
Albert, who polishes the church benches.

Pulpit
A paper-recycling device on a raised platform.

 

[bnm]

Flemmish - Catarrh like
Israel - Definitely a piece of train track
Pakistan - What Donald Trump always does before travelling
Thailand - A competitor of Tie-Rack
Majorca - My full of a length cricket delivery
Swedish - Turnip like

 

[341o2]

Cobbling - Jewelry for horses

Marbling - Jewelry for the wife, also Mumbling jewelry for parents

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Stabling - (1) Permanent jewellery.
(2) A small puncture wound.

 

[krus_aragon]

Synapse - The part of the church where the confession box is

Prolapse - Where common people sit in church

Relapse - Area of a church set aside for Scottish dancing

 

[Welshman]

Not forgetting:-

Mishaps
A waiting area for early brides

Perhaps
Where animal-blessing services take place

 

[High Dyke]

Hapless - No info on your phone or tablet.

 

[theageofthetra]

Fern. Device used by Leeds folk to talk to each other.

 

[theageofthetra]

Tabby. Home for Yorkshire nuns

 

[krus_aragon]

Gluten - A heavy load of glue

 

[Warwick]

Perm.
A series of rhyming lines in Newcastle.

 

[theageofthetra]

Jerk. Current feeling of Yorks fans towards their cricket team.

 

[Esker-pades]

Jerk Pork: Jamaican nickname for David Cameron.

 

[gg1]

Shamrock - A fake stone

 

[krus_aragon]

Cement - A little piece of Fangorn forest.

Hermit - A lady's glove

 

[gg1]

Warpaint - a starship travelling under impulse drive

 

[Bevan Price]

Football - New name for wrestling matches and demonstrations of head-butting techniques.

 

[krus_aragon]

Donation - The land of bakers

 

[GusB]

Damnation - a land of hydro-electric power

 

[krus_aragon]

Peninsula - A non-conductive biro

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Brussels - the possessions of Bertrand the philosopher.

 

[Cowley]

Damnation - a land of hydro-electric power

Tarnation - Place that road surfaces are from.

Carnation - A country with no public transport.

 

[bnm]

Condemnation The UK between 2010-2015

 

[Busaholic]

Alternation - a priest-ridden country.

 

[High Dyke]

Alienate - Visitor from another planet dined out.

 

[bnm]

Warpaint - a starship travelling under impulse drive

Warpaint Paint belonging to some Geordies.

 

[krus_aragon]

Capitulate - When Oddjob's hat takes a long time to reach you

 

[Busaholic]

Navel gazing - staring at ships through binoculars.

 

[LAX54]

Guy gets washed up on an island, after a shipwreck, passes out, and when he wakes, finds he surrounded by Women, What is your name he asks one, "Lucy" she says, he turns to another and says who are are you ? "Lucy" comes the reply, he sees another young girl at his feet tending his wounds, who are you ? "Lucy" she replies, he falls back, and eyes glaze over, "Oh No it's an Hallucination " !


Taxi en route I fear

 

[Bevan Price]

Delegate - Entrance to Indian capital city.