Uxbridge English Dictionary

[krus_aragon]

Marmite - Mum says yes, but depends on what Dad says.

That's a nice partner to one I posted some months ago:

Alaska - Let me check with the wife.

 

[Busaholic]

That's a nice partner to one I posted some months ago:

Jamaica?

 

[krus_aragon]

Wisteria - over-excited plant

 

[backontrack]

Effingham - what David Cameron is doing right now

 

[IanD]

Effingham - what Boris Johnson is doing right now

Corrected that for you.

 

[krus_aragon]

Exit - what a hen does in her nest.

 

[backontrack]

Turpentine: Highwayman's fork

 

[Howardh]

Papal
The Pope's personal online bank.

 

[PaxVobiscum]

Te Deum - a particularly long and uninspired Liturgical setting.
(There are quite a few).

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Brexit: to break wind whilst also moving one's bowels.

 

[Welshman]

Te Deum - a particularly long and uninspired Liturgical setting.
(There are quite a few).

One that is neither long nor uninspired:-

Magnificat

A rather splendid feline.


divertimenti

Organised by Trenitalia during engineering occupations.

 

[krus_aragon]

Sea Anenome - What a scout does

Cacti - Poor quality neck-wear

 

[Passenger John]

Corbyn - where one throws the remains of an apple

 

[Harbornite]

Brecession- the desired outcome of the referendum for leave voters.
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Corbyn - where one throws the remains of an apple

Brexit: to break wind whilst also moving one's bowels.

Very good!

 

[krus_aragon]

Corbyn - where one throws the remains of an apple

Osbourne - Australian

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Nainggolan: To instruct one's grandmother to field out towards the boundary.

 

[bradford758]

Holloway: Stadtbahn or any Underground system

Sent from my 4009X using Tapatalk

 

[Howardh]

Stalagmites = arthropods infesting prisoner-of-war camps.

 

[Mvann]

Brecession- the desired outcome of the referendum for leave voters.
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Very good!

Brecession. Eating soft French cheese

 

[Busaholic]

Courtesy of Nick Harris from i newspaper:-

BOREXIT - to be centre stage when a hidden trapdoor opens underneath you.

 

[krus_aragon]

Example - no longer enough

 

[Harbornite]

Fexit- Ireland's exit from the EU.

 

[61653 HTAFC]

Textiles: Yorkshire building hardcore made from shards of ceramic wall/floor coverings.
Beckham: To torture a group of prisoners by playing "Hi-Ho Silver Lining" at them on repeat.
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In honour of the late, great Victoria Wood, I'll repeat her

COQ AU VIN - sex in the back of a small lorry.

Not really an entry, but that reminds me of one of Private Sodoff Baldrick's trench-based cuisines.

 

[krus_aragon]

Whippet - Dog that's into S&M

 

[Busaholic]

GOVIA - failing railway company run according to the philosophy of Michael Gove

Who said satire was dead? Well, me actually...

 

[krus_aragon]

Asserting - Painful bottom

 

[Harbornite]

Asserting - Painful bottom

Very good!

 

[backontrack]

Bregret: What many Leave voters are now feeling
Leadsom: A poison which can be used to kill off your country's hopes of stable leadership

 

[DasLunatic]

May: The world's slowest Prime Minister

 

[backontrack]

Selwyn Gummer: To vend or to attain a Pritt Stick