Good fun - but, about your poster. Yes it would be good if all schools were well funded, taught usable subjects, had well-motivated and well-qualified staff, well motivated pupils, who were taught at the level that suited their ability. Sadly most don't, and I don't think that's down to those who send their children to private schools, but those who run education along failed doctrinaire lines and try to do it on the cheap.
Sorry, hobby horse just carried me off in the wrong direction!