Belgium is full of *** shops and booze
I think you're getting mixed up with Amsterdam

(My second favourite place

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I've only been to Turkey and Greece, but they were both really nice. Friendly people, nice weather and plenty of trips to go out and about on.
I want to go to Turkey, but my mum thought we'd get blown up :roll:. And the only Turkish airline out of Glasgow is Onur Air, which got banned in 10 countries at the time we were booking. Looks lovely though and you get a lot for your money.
If you want cheap, though, Costa Almeria in Spain is fantastic, I'd say my favourite beach area in Spain. It's shielded by the Sierra Nevada mountains, so gets really good weather, and is very unspoiled (unlike, say, Benidorm). Food's good, good for golf, and they all speak English. Flooded with Germans though...
Black Forest in Germany; another place I'd strongly recommend to you.
Jersey, CI. Not what it used to be, but very friendly, quaint, and everyone speaks English.