The interesting part is going to be north of Newcastle where the A1 is just a normal A road, full of speed cameras, that can zap trucks if they are doing more that 40mph - not that there is many trucks about on a weekend.

Clarkson on the train?? You do realise that means that the train will WIN, this is because Clarkson is 'The Daddy' of Top Gear and never loses. He may have to remind the other two of his status with a sock and some pool balls push comes to shove (subtle film reference)
just by chance i was at kx this morning, and this was advertised on the departure boards, but not in the platform, also bods about with cameras i.e film crew ( no-one from nxec harrasing them lol).
Jeremy always wins when he's driving the car against another form of transport.
But when he had the boat in London he lost.
Audi S4 against rock climbers? Er, lost.
Fiat Panda versus marathon runner? Lost.
Do you see a pattern emerging?
yes probably no jobsworths about because they would have looked like idiots on tv, although it is a pity, especially if clarkson were to make fun of them when it was aired on tv

phew !
i just got in off this special train
Tornado won by 2hrs!