mainframe444
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Locus were fitted with urinals at one point, Deltics even had a proper toilet in the nose end complete with flush!!
Locus were fitted with urinals at one point, Deltics even had a proper toilet in the nose end complete with flush!!
Locus were fitted with urinals at one point, Deltics even had a proper toilet in the nose end complete with flush!!
So in the chair for 5 hours and 45 minutes
I appreciate train driving and bus driving are 2 different kettle of fish, but in the same way I understand what you are on about, we need to stay hidrated to keep concentration to look out for anyone or anything that could cause us to brake sharply or have to take other action, as well as paying attention to people ringing the bell etc. it doesn't help as well that Portsmouth city council have just pulled the chain on public conveniences that ours and the other company's drivers use. Additionally on Sundays it's not unusual to be scheduled to work right up to the domestic hours limit of 5:30 without meal break. All in all, unfortunately it's part of the job.
Leaving all the sniggering going on behind hands to one side...
It is a difficult balancing act. Brum to Stansted is approximately 3hrs 20mins each way. You want to make sure that you're adequately hydrated to ensure you maintain your concentration, but you don't want to take on too much fluid in case you overload. I generally take a drink with me onto the train and then make another en route, but in the past week I have found that I can be simultaneously exhibiting the symptoms of dehydration while also busting to go. So what do we do?
The problem is that the timetable doesn't offer many chances to take your ease. On the 'Up' you might get a few minutes at both Leicester and Peterborough (assuming you're running to time), but on the 'Down' there just aren't the same opportunities.
It's no joke either. Holding on for longer than necessary can lead to kidney stones and other medical problems. Train driving is not a healthy career at the best of times, as the cancer rates within the grade show, and this is just one more issue that we face. Those of you outside the grade may think it very amusing, but I can assure you that it is not.
O L Leigh
Depending what part of the country you are in, you may find that the signaller won't know because they will have also gotten stuck in their facilities![]()

This perhaps explains why some of your colleagues look rather less than cheerful in response to the friendly waves from our boxesThe problem is that the timetable doesn't offer many chances to take your ease. On the 'Up' you might get a few minutes at both Leicester and Peterborough (assuming you're running to time), but on the 'Down' there just aren't the same opportunities.
Depending what part of the country you are in, you may find that the signaller won't know because they will have also gotten stuck in their facilities![]()
The Leicester 'platform 2 pit stop' is down to a fine art, I tip my hat to you :P
Stop outside the gents bog door, pit stop there, run through to the messroom, top up the flask, back through the bogs and back in the cab inside 5 minutes - impressive stuff, and I assume an integral part of the road learning! Happily bollocksed up markedly less now that Daw Mill is shut and they don't chuck a loaded coal train for Ratcliffe out in front of you.
. Don't your trade unions have a health & safety concern on your behalf? You'd never get away with preventing staff using the toilet in any other line of work.
Don't your trade unions have a health & safety concern on your behalf? You'd never get away with preventing staff using the toilet in any other line of work.
You've obviously never worked in a call centre.
but I have heard stories involving cruise control and Oasis bottles (but this sounds dangerous to me).

It would appear the problem is not even limited to heavy rail. I once saw a tram driver 'relieving himself' off the end of the platform at Bury.
These are trams for gods sake! The shift can't be THAT long!