Things you wouldn't hear on the railways today....

[Broken Viking]

Is that train taking 45 minutes from London to Glasgow with 3 stops en-route?

I knew the APT was good but not that good I dont think

Trust me...The APT *is* that good...

Well with Death at the controls, 45mins to Glasgow with an APT could probably be considered slow if anything

Aye, it is a slow timing...But that's because of the S&C diversion which requires some funny running around Edinburgh!