The real question

[Ascot]

Moaning - oh they love it
GNagging
Crying - same as moaning
Saying one thing and meaning another - we hear what we want to
Bitchiness - again just sit back and listen
Demanding attitude - only on their turn
Hair stylist appointments - keeps them looking nice
Demanding personal space then as soon as the request is honoured out comes an outcry along the lines of 'Come back!'. - rather have them say come back than go away
Jealousy - means she's their to stay
Anger - don't you when MTUs come?
Drunkeness - ok i can see where ya coming from with the others but what's wrong with that at night???
Drugs - more chance of men doing it
Cigarettes - same as drugs
STDs - who's stupid enough to get one?

One ya should of said was kids or pregnant as that's the only problem, or marry etc...

who put darth vader in the poll? sad

 

[D306]

It's gotta be girls. Everyman wants a girl!

 

[mbonwick]

Simple choise really, girls everytime!!!




(And for the benefit of some non-members who will remain anonomous, I really am NOT Gay! )

 

[nath9425]

Girls all the way! Men can make them go into Hellfire

 

[D306]

right on nath9425

 

[mbonwick]

Have to agree there!!

 

[devon_metro]

Well, for a start, you don't get all that crap from girls if you pick a nice one
I've never had a problem with girlfriends and trains.
And as VTDan said, you can't have *** with a train.

Deja vu!

I'm sure there are lots of things trains are not capable of compared to a girl Mr Whitby (have you seen urbandictionary recently)

 

[Max]

A girl can be your companion, a friend when you're down and alone. A girl can make you laugh, hug you, and tell you you're perfect, the best guy they've ever met! You can have fun with a girl, or just sit back and talk things through. A girl can help you through life, and be there for you always!

Can a HST, or a 66, or a 158 do all this? I think not. Trains are a hobby; whereas girls are serious.

 

[Dennis]

And if you train them properly, girls will also do the cooking, cleaning, shopping and other useful chores leaving you with plenty of time to indulge in your favourite hobbies.

 

[Tom]

A girl can be your companion, a friend when you're down and alone. A girl can make you laugh, hug you, and tell you you're perfect, the best guy they've ever met! You can have fun with a girl, or just sit back and talk things through. A girl can help you through life, and be there for you always!

Can a HST, or a 66, or a 158 do all this? I think not. Trains are a hobby; whereas girls are serious.

These are things money can't buy ... for all others there's Mastercard.

 

[Craig]

:roll: Take it off the forum please Craig. it's getting very boring now ....

I think he's doing a pretty good job of digging his own hole on this thread anyway...

 

[Crompton Karl]

Look at the BUFFERS on that!

Karl

 

[nutter]

It's easy with me, both women and trains, cos I can have both in the same package as it were. One of the benifits of working at the Burger King I work at. The 2 hottest girls on shift like trains, one (the fitter one) even said she ENJOYED taking her dad through Rules and Regs when he was training as a train driver. We had a 10 min row about the bloomin rule book

 

[Max]

One of the benifits of working at the Burger King I work at. The 2 hottest girls on shift like trains, one (the fitter one) even said she ENJOYED taking her dad through Rules and Regs when he was training as a train driver. We had a 10 min row about the bloomin rule book

What planet is this branch of Burger King on?

 

[nutter]

Welcome Break in telford

This will seem REALLY strange to you lot, but i'm the SANE one of the shift.

It was just a bit of a surprise, because one of the girls (the one i REALLY fancy) seemed like a total female dog until tonight when we got chatting. The other one is still nice though (much more realistic)

 

[omega3]

Girls have nice socks I suppose.
But guys have nice.. blocks? =/

No but seriously, i don't see how you can get more fun out of a train than a guy/girl.

Cuz that's like saying you'd prefer go see a train than have a fun time with mates...


OR

you could of course find an HST, a pair of socks, a FGW Staff Rover and lots of free first class food.
Then the train might win.

 

[Spaceflower]

YEah max, but not all women are like that. Some are real nasty b!cthes, ..............

 

[Mintona]

Trains all the way. Don't give a t*ss about girls or Star Wars...

 

[Spaceflower]

Flying factories docking in pimped up ports.....from all over the galaxy..........star wars is ok.

 

[mbonwick]

Surprisingly, noone has voted for Darth Vader...!

 

[Spaceflower]

I better vote for my lass then.....thats one vote for darth vader.

 

[VTDan]

Y aye man Darth Vader!
Someone said about having a long relationship with Girls...I get bored same as if im always on a voyager or a gner it gets boring! New girl every night is what i say

Btw William do you live anywhere near Newton Hall??

 

[Ascot]

Y aye man Darth Vader!
Someone said about having a long relationship with Girls...I get bored same as if im always on a voyager or a gner it gets boring! New girl every night is what i say

Btw William do you live anywhere near Newton Hall??

New girl every night eh? Thought it was every hr :razz:

 

[mbonwick]

No wonder you've got herpes!

 

[Spaceflower]

roflmao Y aye man, quite near

 

[Techniquest]

I think he's doing a pretty good job of digging his own hole on this thread anyway...

I've said bugger all on here. That will change below no doubt.

Someone mentioned cooking. There are genius inventions such as microwaves...Plus there's the fringe benefits of learning how to do it yourself.

Someone mentioned companionship. Stuff that. I'd rather have no companion and be free to go out bashing without a jealous little bitch staying at home, taking in a chippy move as I go. Worth it? To be free from the having to rush home after work, to be free to go out for a quick bash whenever I felt like it? Sounds just fine to me. No-one to go home to? Oh who cares? Managed just fine for some years, confident that will not change.

No *** with a train? Duh. Cares me not.

Contraversial? That sums me up in a word alright. Bothered? Nope.
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Trains all the way. Don't give a t*ss about girls or Star Wars...

Surprised to hear that from you, but agreed!

*Starts breathing heavily a la Darth Vader - favourite Star Wars character*

 

[RJ]

Thank you for that indirect insult aimed at me.

All I can say is what a load of bollocks.

No comment

Whose decision was it to decide the word "***" belongs in the swear filter? (Word beginning with s ending in x).

 

[Spaceflower]

Gizmogle, then i copied herign3:

 

[Lewisham2221]

No comment

Whose decision was it to decide the word "***" belongs in the swear filter? (Word beginning with s ending in x).

Yet 'arse' and 'bollocks' get through...

 

[Tom]

Companionship can benefit your life - going through a bad patch and feel there is no-one you can tell? Having someone to talk to can really help you - and I'm not talking about counsellors or something like that.

As that song goes ... life is a rollercoaster. Use it to the maximum.

On another note - people try to insult me for who I am. Sure I may look like a utter computer loving freak but that doesn't stop me going out to do things I want to do like meeting up with mates which is what I've done the past few weeks while I've been away a bit.

No comment

Whose decision was it to decide the word "***" belongs in the swear filter? (Word beginning with s ending in x).

Not me guv'. It's easily got around.