The next station is...!

[Lampshade]

Satisfactory.

To Barnsley on the ex-Nottingham.

 

[Robinson]

On to Darton.

 

[Lampshade]

I'll take a gamble here:

On to Wakefield Kirkgate.

 

[Robinson]

Why is that taking a gamble?

With Grand Central on to Brighouse.

 

[Lampshade]

Because I wanted us to go to Brighouse, there wasn't a huge chance you'd pick it

Think we'll head to Sowerby Bridge now.

 

[gnolife]

Ill send us to Mytholmroyd

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Hebden Bridge

 

[Robinson]

Heading into Burnley Manchester Road.

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Accrington (remember there are no direct trains to Rose Grove, the next station down the line...)

 

[Robinson]

We're in a rush so we'll stay on the semi-fast and make the next stop Blackburn.

 

[gnolife]

Darwen!

 

[Lampshade]

Stopping at Mill Hill because we're lazy.

EDIT: Urgh, not Darwen AGAIN

Entwistle

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Bromley Cross, some peak trains run fast

 

[Robinson]

Hall i'th' Wood.

 

[gnolife]

Bolton

 

[Robinson]

TPE 185 to Chorley.

 

[gnolife]

Northern to Buckshaw

*shakes fist at Robinson*

 

[Robinson]

Followed by Leyland.

 

[Lampshade]

And my home town of Preston

 

[Robinson]

Salwick.

 

[gnolife]

re-cancelled

 

[MidnightFlyer]

And my home town of Preston

You poor man!

Salwick.

Kirkham & Wesham

 

[Robinson]

Moss Side.

 

[gnolife]

Lytham

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Ansdell & Fairhaven

 

[gnolife]

St Annes

 

[Robinson]

Squires Gate.

 

[MidnightFlyer]

Pleasure Beach

 

[Robinson]

Blackpool South.

 

[gnolife]

Blackpool; South!

[EDIT] AAAAAARGH!!! [/EDIT