The next station is...!

[Robinson]

St Leonards Warrior Square, and the luxury of choice for whoever goes next...

 

[Xenophon PCDGS]

West St Leonards

 

[Robinson]

Crowhurst

 

[Lampshade]

Battle.

 

[Robinson]

Who is Robert that he should get a bridge named after him?

That's Robertsbridge, by the way...

 

[Eagle]

Etchingham

 

[Robinson]

Stonegate

 

[Eagle]

Wadhurst

 

[Robinson]

Frant-ically trying to get off this line...

 

[Eagle]

Tunbridge Wells

 

[Robinson]

High Brooms

 

[Eagle]

Tonbridge. Where to, skipper?

 

[Robinson]

The midfield hard-man comes in with a crunching tackle, and sends us off to...

Paddock Wood

 

[Eagle]

Marden

 

[Robinson]

Staplehurst

 

[Eagle]

Headcorn

 

[Robinson]

Pluckley

 

[Eagle]

Ashford International

 

[Robinson]

An audacious 50-yard pass is launched from midfield...

Now fast to Ebbsfleet International.

 

[Eagle]

Gravesend

 

[Lampshade]

Stratford International.

EDIT: It still stands, there are a few SFA - Gravesend fasts.

 

[Eagle]

Gravesend to Stratford International isn't valid...

(Only a few SEHS services a day skip Ebbsfleet and they're all 2x395 services from Dover/Ramsgate.)

 

[Robinson]

St Pancras International

Just checked the High Speed timetable, and can confirm Gravesend to Stratford Int'l IS valid.
The trains concerned are morning peak services from Maidstone West.

 

[Eagle]

No wait, the 07.52 from Gravesend (ex-Maidstone) does skip Ebbsfleet.

St Pancras International, then.

 

[Lampshade]

The 0722 from Gravesend skips Ebbsfleet International

EDIT: Damn, beaten to it!

 

[Robinson]

Whoever wants to go now (I got St Pancras in first so I can't go...)

 

[Ivo]

An audacious punt upfield now - next stop Leicester.

 

[Robinson]

A "squarebaw" pass - XC to Melton Mowbray.

 

[Ivo]

Concentrating on the current passage of play: Oakham.

Where's our goalie when you need her?

 

[Robinson]

Long-wait for Corby.