Once when I was an partying-hard teenager, I returned from Nottingham to Bath Spa on a Sunday morning, with a ticket but no money at all. After Birmingham New Street I fell asleep, missed Bristol and was woken by the guard just before Taunton. He accepted my mistake and told me to get off at Taunton and return to Bristol, and to explain to the guard on that train that I'd missed my stop. I did so and was able to get to Bristol without buying another ticket.
On the ten minute journey from Bristol to Bath, I again fell asleep again and was woken in Swindon. Again the guard took pity on me as did the guard on the return train to Bath. That's four journey legs I did with no valid ticket and no money, and nothing but pleasantness from rail staff
On another occasion the last train from Didcot to Oxford on an intermediate leg of my journey was cancelled. A taxi would be provided just for me, but I had to show my ticket, which I just realised I'd lost
I fished out the two-week old outward portion of my Saver Return, and explained I'd lost the return bit. Never mind he said, I'll accept that, but be more careful in future.
So, what's the most you've been let off with?
On the ten minute journey from Bristol to Bath, I again fell asleep again and was woken in Swindon. Again the guard took pity on me as did the guard on the return train to Bath. That's four journey legs I did with no valid ticket and no money, and nothing but pleasantness from rail staff
On another occasion the last train from Didcot to Oxford on an intermediate leg of my journey was cancelled. A taxi would be provided just for me, but I had to show my ticket, which I just realised I'd lost
So, what's the most you've been let off with?
