The farmer!

[devon_metro]

I allways was wasn't I

Debateable, they say you can't have a good accent and be clever; so which one is it?

 

[Jim]

Debateable, they say you can't have a good accent and be clever; so which one is it?

Well, I am multitalented, better than just being clever or having an accent, I am/have both

 

[devon_metro]

Well, I am multitalented, better than just being clever or having an accent, I am/have both

Can't be of the humble male kind then can you

 

[Jim]

Can't be of the humble male kind then can you

Oi, you cheeky bugge*. You & the sea will meet next time I meet you

 

[devon_metro]

Oi, you cheeky bugge*. You & the sea will meet next time I meet you

I've met the sea many a'times

I love swimming also. I was thinking of meeting inland this time Up for that??

 

[Jim]

I've met the sea many a'times

I love swimming also.

I will see if I can find a "Rip Current" when I chuck you

 

[devon_metro]

I will see if I can find a "Rip Current" when I chuck you

Great, i'll just swim across it, as you should. So if you do i would recommend taking me to Bantham, Dawlish Warren, Shaldon or Teignmouth. Bantham being the best. Although i have plenty of experience swimming in the river there.

/smartarse reply

 

[Jim]

Great, i'll just swim across it, as you should.

Farmers don't need to swim (& this farmer can't )

 

[TheSlash]

Farmers don't need to swim (& this farmer can't )

*Add's to list of ways to kill Jim*

 

[Dennis]

*Add's to list of ways to kill Jim*

Just don't give him any pizza for a week, he is sure sure to wither and die:angel4:

 

[Jim]

Just don't give him any pizza for a week, he is sure sure to wither and die:angel4:

I have gone 2 months without pizza before thanks
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*Add's to list of ways to kill Jim*

There must be a lot of them!haking: ad3:

 

[Coxster]

I have gone 2 months without pizza before thanks

Yeah - when you were in a coma...

 

[yorkie]

Just don't give him any pizza for a week, he is sure sure to wither and die:angel4:

www.railuk.org/yorkie/JoshGraves.wmv

 

[Jim]

Yeah - when you were in a coma...

Since born, I have only been taken to hospital once & that was when I fell off my bike more interested in looking at the Lawrence Hill Recycling Railhead than where I was going!
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www.railuk.org/yorkie/JoshGraves.wmv

What is the shock Yorkie? I think his ooo-arr was crap compared to mine in the backgound

 

[devon_metro]

www.railuk.org/yorkie/JoshGraves.wmv

Sounds sooo much like Jim :roll:

Even me, could do a better accent than that.

Expects comment from Jim ...

 

[Jim]

Sounds sooo much like Jim :roll:

Even me, could do a better accent than that.

Expects comment from Jim ...

Remember, mine was muffled, I have got it in me & can do a REAL 1 when I want to! Honestly, that wasn't me :roll: