D6130
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It seems to be up the creek without a paddle!
It's a stern test though for sure, as the steaks are high.The problem with this kind of story is the forum is the sinking feeling that the forum will be awash with puns.
The US National Weather Service (NWS) said its Friday map "depicts one of the greatest extents of winter weather warnings and advisories ever".
Temperatures in Elk Park, Montana, dropped to -50F (-45C), while the town of Hell, Michigan, has frozen over.
It was 1F (-17C) in the snow-covered community on Friday night. Emily, a bartender at Smitty's Hell Saloon, told the BBC: "It's pretty cold here, but we're having a hell of a time."
Devon and Cornwall Police were called at about 19:40 GMT on Thursday after reports that a vehicle had been damaged. No-one was arrested.
Fisherman Ian Jepson, who shot video of the Santa jam, said the lane was blocked for about two hours. He said the Santas were on an annual pub crawl. "They shot past me singing and we later found them stuck where the lane narrows," he added.
"They were quite tightly jammed but it says no parking. "It was quite funny as they tried to free themselves."
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Santa-filled armoured truck gets stuck in Cornwall lane
The Santas, who were thought to be on a pub crawl, got wedged in a hedge in Cornwall.www.bbc.co.uk
Perhaps the driver was misguidedly following SantaNav?!They lanes ain’t built for that bliddy great thing is’m?

Perhaps the driver was misguidedly following SantaNav?!![]()
I saw what you did there.Perhaps the driver was misguidedly following SantaNav?!![]()
These puns are really sleighing it.
Just hear those police sirens going ring tingle tingling too
Come on, it’s miserable weather for an APC ride with you
Outside the dusk is falling and drivers are shouting ‘**** you’
Come on it‘s miserable weather for an APC ride with you
Our faces are as red as our coats, embarrassed are we
We’re snuggled up close to roadside hedge you see
Lets clear the road and move a four by four or two
Come on, it’s miserable weather for an APC ride with you
(With apologies to the Ronettes.)
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at...
Now confirmed that Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania in a human trafficking probe.
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The self-styled misogynist internet celebrity Andrew Tate has reportedly been arrested in Romania on human trafficking charges.
https://t.co/YNCut6ejaS
So Andrew Tate inadvertently revealed he was in Romania in a video attempting to comeback to Greta, and has now reportedly been arrested in Romania on trafficking charges, as Romanian officials concluded he was in the country:
He's on record as saying that he prefers to 'date' young women (under 20) because he can "make an impression" on them. (More likely its because anyone older wouldn't put up with his bull***t). The human trafficking allegations surround two teenage women who were found in his company - it's reported that they said that they came into the country against their will, he says that they were there willingly. This followed an earlier instance where a 21-year old American woman related a similar story.Is Andrew Tate involved in human trafficking?
The “Swindon Dome” does have a ring to it.
It has emerged Tony Blair’s government received a proposition to move the Millennium Dome – later redeveloped and rebranded as the O2 – to Swindon.
The building in south-east London was mired in controversy from its conception right through its opening on 1 January 2000 and on to the days in which ministers agonised over what to do next with what critics called a monument to government ineptitude.