I have always wondered ohw effective this defence would be...
Let’s just say it has worked for me!
The officer concerned opened with “why do you think I’ve stopped you”, to which I replied “well I assume when I hit 85mph coming out of the roadworks, because you were hovering in and out of my blind spot all the way through them at exactly 50mph, and wanted to accelerate away from you”, which rather disarmed him. (He was in an unmarked Skoda vRS, I was in an Audi V6, I did 50-70 in about 3 secs but was surprised to see him following suit just off my offside rear quarter, so put my foot down again to give me space, when I got to indicated 90 the blue lights came on).
He then said that, no it was undertaking earlier on, before the roadworks, to which I replied that it was a perfectly legitimate move, I had left loads of space, they had shown no sign of changing course for some time, I had space to move out the way if they did change course suddenly, and none of them had to take any action as a result of what I did. I even suggested that they probably didn’t even notice.
And that was that. On your way sir.