St. Bees, Cumbria, also features in a "non-limerick". The "deathless verse" concerned:
There was a young man of Strabane / Whose limericks never would scan. / When they told him 'twas so, / He replied, " Yes, I know; / But the thing is, you see, that whenever I compose a limerick, I always do my very best to get just as many words into the last line, as ever I possibly can."
and: There was a young man of St. Bees / Who was stung on the arm by a wasp. / When they asked, "Does it hurt?" / He replied, "Could be worse; / It's a good job it wasn't a hornet."